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[mannjon]

I have more puns for your reading pleasure, I'm still not sorry for posting them ;D
Read them, Read them now!!!

1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.....

....26. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Still not sorry xD

None of these attempts were very punny. Sorry Snake, it seems you aren't cut-out for making sharp puns. But enough of this thread for now, I'm totally wiped out.