Need a good laugh?

[Jonny]

Just a random thing, recently many aircraft are bypassing here ^^
May we attack France?

[Snakenator1]

Can I make a thread just dedicated to puns I have loads more

[Jonny]

If a plant tells you a pun, the discussion only becomes flower.

[Meg.A.Byte]

God I love puns, my favourite type of humor.
If you wanna make thread about puns I'm all into it.

[DJ Techno]

the best 3 ways to make your dog laugh when he wont.

pick him up by the front two legs and hug and dance with him.
carry him on your shoulders for a mile and sing rock a by baby
and last
sneak a picture of him.

somehow i done all three and it cracks him when he dont.
(first time in this spot)
enjoy

[stinkleroy]

This made me choke on coffee

http://youtu.be/oMeUNXYI5YI

[Snakenator1]

I have more puns for your reading pleasure, I'm still not sorry for posting them ;D
Read them, Read them now!!!

1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.

2. The roundest knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.

3. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

4. There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn't control his pupils.

5. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.

6. The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

7. Always trust a glue salesman. They tend to stick to their word.

8. Don't trust people that do acupuncture, they're back stabbers.

9. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

10. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.

11. I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!

12. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

13. I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

14. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.

16. I used to be a banker but I lost interest

17. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

18. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

19. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

20. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

21. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

22. When William joined the army he disliked the phrase 'fire at will'.

23. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.

24. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

25. I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup to me.

26. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Still not sorry xD

[Jonny]

1.) Is my joke! D:<

[TheConzio]

Anyone else see the mistake? Yeah i didn't notice until now either

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I also broke my wrist today.. in a running race!

[stinkleroy]

I fogot to look

How do you break a wrist in a running race?

[JFthebestJan]

dendeman in the year 1985 xD
http://youtu.be/NX8PBDMA4ps

[terra-wrists]

This made me choke on coffee

http://youtu.be/oMeUNXYI5YI

Choked on his name... how did he end up being named after the capital city of Saudi Arabia?

Scimi

[mannjon]

I have more puns for your reading pleasure, I'm still not sorry for posting them ;D
Read them, Read them now!!!

1. I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could eat another bite'.....

....26. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

Still not sorry xD

None of these attempts were very punny. Sorry Snake, it seems you aren't cut-out for making sharp puns. But enough of this thread for now, I'm totally wiped out.

[Cipher]

But enough of this thread for now, I'm totally wiped out.

^Boooooooom!!! x)))))))
Nice one manny, had me giggling like a little girl XD

Cipher

[TheConzio]

I'll just leave this here.

[Hasteguy]

[TheConzio]

Penguin vs Rope
(contains coarse language)

[PureSpeed7]

i'm officially dead.

[blackwiggle]

Every Electronic Dance song ever made.

[blackwiggle]

Children interrupt BBC TV interview.....the kid in the baby walker enters the room like a Darlek from Dr Who, and wife trying to get them out of the room is hilarious.