Wipeout 3 is a terrible game, and here's why.

[Dan Locke]

What? The joke is that I'm harshly criticizing an excellent game, and for idiotic reasons - criticizing the graphics for being rendered by a PlayStation, criticizing the music because it's techno, etc. It's no different from Something Awful's front-page piece on Deadly Premonition (or, at least, the opening page), only it's the other way around. I put the blue text in after Albino Ace took it seriously.