General conversation thread: Chat about anything that's not WipEout.

[KIGO1987]

Dealing with customers on a daily basis is one of the most irritating jobs you can do. ive worked both in retail and hospitality, christ there as some extremely cunty people you have to deal with. Too many snobby people in my city (western suburb folk). Take your PSP to work, makes to day all much better

[Lance]

And the time you have a job briefer.

[KIGO1987]

wtf??!!??

[Lance]

You get fired sooner. Would you like further translations into your language?

[IH8YOU]

What if he was customer service for SCEE? It might be a good thing there.

In truth, Yeldar - just remember that customer service is brutal - and take everything with a grain of salt... or in your case a jo.... err, yeah, salt.

[yeldar2097]

Well it'll probably get a bit confusing at times...half the clients will be french, half will be high AKA dutch.

oh well, at least i'm working

[KGB]

Work's for losers

[blackwiggle]

Here's a video that might give you a few ideas on how might want to handle your new job Yeldar

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-...eature=related

[yeldar2097]

You like Big Train as well?

I ****ing love it!

[KIGO1987]

You get fired sooner. Would you like further translations into your language?

Could of said that before. Didnt understand you there in the other post.

Thing is, here employers are holding onto the employees here unlike what is happening in the US, since our economy never went into a recession.

If a customer is going to be nice to me, ill be nice back, if a customer is going to be an utter ****wit to me, ill return the favour

[ACE-FLO]

Kigo - that attitude hardly gets you anywhere in real life. Tackling situations which often try ones patience, require less profanity and more tact. Otherwise it all looks like 2 fools arguing over trivial matters. I used to be a customer services team leader, in my 20's, you think Australia is full of retards? try again, London has a moron infestation and they are worse!

[KIGO1987]

I know, the people you probably served live over here now, its all those rich snobby pommy bastards that move here and act like grade A cunts to the locals, and they think that they can get away with treating the locals like that, nup, ain't gonna happen. Most of the time its fine, i deal with it in a timely and an orderly fashion, all is good

[blackwiggle]

If working in a bar I suggest a quick dab of Tabasco put on your finger and then stealthily wiped around the outside rim of the arse holes glass.

That or squirt a full bottle of Visene [eye drops] tasteless and harmless ,but it makes you totally loose control of your bowels if ingested .

Enjoy.

[KIGO1987]

I love the story about what happened at the Coggee Bay Hotel over there, guy shits in a sundae and gives it to the irritating family, epic, that guy is a legend in my books.

What ive done is a quick bushman blow into a pint to some wanker customer, probably too drunk to tell the difference, LOL.

[ACE-FLO]

Kigo: All good (Pommy Bastards ROFL)

Blackwiggle: I'm gonna try that one day!

[KIGO1987]

I call them pommy cunts as well,

Ace, have a try of the Sundae's at the Coggee Hotel in Sydneyyumyum

[ACE-FLO]

I make my own 'cakes', remember? but thanks anyway...

... you'll be over here in Blighty next year, that right Kigo? Well I'll be sure to 'make a cake' for you when you visit

[KIGO1987]

Yeah for sure If i can get this EU passport **** sorted out, dual passports are awesome XD

[ACE-FLO]

Dual Nationalities huh? nice. So you gonna come to London, bag yourself a Pommy Princess, get her drunk (XXXX ofcourse)


(I meant Castlemaine XXXX), then erm, you gonna...

[KIGO1987]

Um kinda, well im born here. These ****ing laws keep changing, a few of my cousins can get dual passports, but im trying to figure this out, bloody mess it is. As for XXXX (4Gold beer) dont touch that Queensland ****, its rank BTW i rather go for an Italian one Hence trying to figure out this passport crap.