Quote Originally Posted by Darkdrium777 View Post
Except that time is impossible That much is certain. There is not enough weapon pads on a racing line to give enough turbos to divide the Speed Lap world record by two.
Look, if you're going to talk about mathematical certainty, you could at least do it better than a third grader (no offense to any third graders here). I did not divide the Speed Lap record by two. I beat it by a few seconds using advantages not available in Speed Lap. This is not controversial, much less impossible.

Quote Originally Posted by Darkdrium777 View Post
Your fastest lap is also a stretch of the imagination, you would have needed to get one turbo on every pad for it to even make sense... In Speed Lap I just tried...
In what? Really, this is a joke you guys play on new guys with good multiplayer times, right?

It's too predictable for you to say, "that damned Koleax, getting lucky with all those turbos!" You have to go this roundabout way of getting me to explain how to play the game.

Quote Originally Posted by Darkdrium777 View Post
One question: did you at any time use the spectator option on Moa Therma forward at Venom class?
I don't remember. It's possible, since I distinctly remember watching CheekyGirl waiting motionless on the final turn until turbo-ing just as the racer behind her approached and thinking, "man, that was cheeky!" but I thought it was on Flash.