General conversation thread: Chat about anything that's not WipEout.

[yeldar2097]

please tell me people don't actually eat that ****

worst thing i've ever seen FOR SALE was in my local chippy they were doing a special which they nicknamed "CHD": Deep-fried battered sausage wrapped in kebab meat then deep fried again (served with chips but they were sort of irrelevant)
needless to say i didn't have one, i don't want to die just yet...

[KIGO1987]

Here you can get Kangaroo burger meat and pet meat. Not that expensive though, since roos are a pest in many parts of Australia, so the get culled, then the hippies have a bitcch and cry, then winge to the government. Havent tried on though.

[yeldar2097]

how could you eat a kangaroo?? they're so cute and bouncy
you'd have to be blooded to do that.
................cold= ^ .............^ =mother****er=greenix

[Hellfire_WZ]

Actually I saw kangaroo, ostrich and crocodile on sale over here briefly a number of years back. Never had it, but a sight nonetheless.

[yeldar2097]

crocodile is dead tasty mmmmmm

[stinkleroy]

Ive had kangaroo steak before, was nice

[yeldar2097]

sorry lance but this has to be said: stinkleroy i just bought a new set of rockets and i'm currently engraving your name into them ('a la' private baldrick)
watch yourself

edit: i just remembered that i need my PS3 for this

[stinkleroy]

Hehe I'll watch out for them there rockets Yeldar, if and when you get your PS3 returned...

[yeldar2097]

[offtopic]i just found another flaw in my devious plan: if we're not doing anulpha then i'm going to have to rely on lapping you or spinning 180 to shoot you [/offtopic]

edit: that was meant seriously (as i'm sure you know).

anyone eaten horse?

[Lance]

crocodile is dead tasty mmmmmm

So is alligator. And shark is even better. I used to sell both of them. And naturally I sampled them.

[yeldar2097]

there's a cultured man in the room that's for sure...

poor little sharky warks

[mdhay]

Always wanted to know what a Chav was, really.

As for deep fried mars bar - show me a place that sells 'em and I'll go there!

You can make them yourself.

[yeldar2097]

chav - Council House And Violent

[mdhay]

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chav

[yeldar2097]

hahahaha! i almost can't make out the screen i'm crying so much!
hahahha

[Lance]

"Philfy Phat Chavses!"

lol. I didn't know that Gollum was a Cockney.

[KGB]

I own a pair of burberry socks but I'm not a chav, I'm a Prole. You will all swing from a lamp post soon enough.

[blackwiggle]

In a recent anthropological paper in NATURE it was reported that a sub species of CHAV's have been found here in Australia.

Remarkably,it is only a slight change of plumage[this has been attributed to weather conditions] and a minor bastardization of the mating call that differs with the sub species.

Diet,skin condition,stench,living conditions and aversion to work are identical.

DNA testing and forensic linguistics were to be carried out,but were wound down when researchers realized that nobody gave a toss

[yeldar2097]

NB: it is impossible to blend in with chavs, no matter how how braindead you act, nor how 'safe' your shellsuit is - DO NOT attempt it.

[KGB]

My cousins wife and father have just been on newsnight. Very weird seeing them on TV.