Stupid messages/chat sessions

[CaptainWipeout]

Thank's mate let's rescue the honor of France !!, lol. Yeah, next avalon will be awesome !
But about french reputation. Yes we are cowards, we said no to the most powerfull country of the world for helping them to kick the a** of a developping country. But fortunately other very courageous countries said yes to USA. (Typical french monkey humor ).

Listen - I was a bit p!ssed last night and I wasn't being serious.

France has a hell of a lot going for it as you know. For one the standard of living is higher than here and we're just jealous.

Oh and during the wars - the French actually fought extremely courageously alongside the British.

[Lance]

The standard of living in France and several other countries is higher than here in the US.

[eLhabib]

we hate you too eLhabib, so no worries

That was a quote from Austin Powers - just in case you didn't know.
Personally, I've absolutely liked every Dutch person I've met so far - which isn't many - but I get the impression that you are a very nice (and funny) bunch!

[TorquedSoul]

I lived in the Netherlands for a couple years. I loved it there ... and maybe if their immigration policies weren't so brutal I would move there to stay.

[yeldar2097]

That was a quote from Austin Powers - just in case you didn't know.
Personally, I've absolutely liked every Dutch person I've met so far - which isn't many - but I get the impression that you are a very nice (and funny) bunch!

yeah of course i knew that. quality film
can't really say much about the austrians, don't really know any...
im sure you're all lovely

[Mateo]

that's one of the best things, when you're austrian: when you're on holiday you're the only one against whom nobody has prejudices.

[Ally]

Chiryu

Roasted the little **** for the second night running Got ****ing beaten off you just before it though, gutted

[CaptainWipeout]

that's one of the best things, when you're austrian: when you're on holiday you're the only one against whom nobody has prejudices.

Ahem -wasn't Hitler Austrian ---------- or was that tongue in cheek?

[Mateo]

yes, but the majority of people think he was german. also he had no success here.

[KIGO1987]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHpPqm7kzI

[eLhabib]

Yes, Hitler was born in Austria - but no Austrian was stupid enough to listen to his ideas, so he went to Germany

[Darkdrium777]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRHpPqm7kzI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-cKyUA43Wk

[KIGO1987]

Yes, lol. Ive seen that when you added that to your favourites a while ago. Its part of a 10minute video comprising of several songs, video mixed by a really skilled Russian, ****ing brilliant video.

Hahahaha @ 1:11. That keyboard got ****ing owned That kid would make a fortune if he where to sell that keyboard on Ebay or something, but unfortunatly he appears to be too retarded to think of doing something like that.

[blackwiggle]

Another happy Vista user.

To think that whole performance is because it was taking to long to load Unreal Tournament.

[designer_79]

Looool, did you read the backstory of the keyboard smashing kid? Obviously this little guy claims to be a very good young actor, who made the whole Unreal-tournament loading - thing up.
Later he agreed that the video can be shown in a German TV-show, about the topic of internet addiction. Well of course they claimed him being the perfect example of a crazy nerd that spends too much time on Online shooters and that this type of game will have similar effects on every young guy

This led to a lot of bashing of this poor young fella and he never did something similar again ... But the AdH i- speech - dub is brilliant , i almost pissed my pants , HILARIOUS!!

[KIGO1987]

Vista user looool

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5B80E...eature=related

1:15 @ lol, i can understand

[CaptainWipeout]

Got my first message from Chiryu007.

I was hosting a race and there were only three people in it, me Chiryu and a n other and I get a message saying

"HAAAAAHAHHAAAAHHAAAHAAAAAAA

GOOOOOOOGOOOGOOOOO!"

I mean, really!!!! What age is this guy or is he completely retarded?

So he's well and truly blocked. The problem was I tried to get away from him after that and he kept following me around, so what I'm doing now is hosting a race and not starting until I get a full complement of players in the hope that nobody will be online. I'm quite happy to sit there all night browsing the internet while he waits for me to start a race. AVOID THIS MAN!!!!......................... He is rather good though.

[TearsToShreds]

The worst thing was when I was racing him and my PS3 froze (as usual). Once I'd restarted I received this message from him:

YOUR QUITTING????!!!!

Really, I would never quit a race, especially not when I'm winning!

[Darkdrium777]

Just tell him: "My PS3 got tired of your annoying behaviour even before me, so it froze."

Feel free to fill in the non-existent gaps with whatever acronyms you like

[silverfoxy]

I haven't been racing online much of late as I've been too busy doing Zones.

However, I popped on for a single race on rev Metropia on rapier. It was me, TheMaderFacker (something like this anyway) and someone else.

A close race between me and TheMader with the lead changing hands several times. Managed to beat him on the line after him leading for most of the lap and thought no more of it.

Couple of minutes a later get a message off him titled "i'm better"

Had a little chuckle to myself and sent back "of course you are". Not sure if he would have got the sarcastic tone though as I think he's Spanish.

Just don't get why some people can't take losing. If someone does me like that on the line it is a little annoying but I'm more likely to send a message to say well done or I'll get you next time rather than being nasty about it.