I drive my car into a freezing river... nearly ready to die... then...
Angel Voice: *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*... a bright light FLASHES OUT OF NOWHERE!!! and just when I think about about to see an angel come to rescue me from the car accident... BLAMMO!!!! Wipeout HD COMPLETE FLIES OUT OF THE LIGHT RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!!
Then the adrenaline rush melts all the ice around me and I am then swimming on a hot paradise beach from the heat my adrenaline just created...
p.s. If the cats are in the kitchen... that sounds good enough for me!!