A day early, but I won't be around tomorrow.
I know some people get really lonely on Valentine's day, but it's really just a good day to take the mick and have a bit of a laugh. So for anyone who's down in the dumps, here's a stupid poem I wrote on the train home about the thing I love more than anything else in the world...tomato soup.
Feel free to join in and we can all help each other through the loneliness, a.k.a. happy fun times. :)
Tom♥to Soup
I'm not a fan of Valentine's day, been here too many times
No wine, no chocolates, no bouquet, no lovey dovey rhymes
Not a single message comes, on twitter or facebook
Thought a cute girl eyed me up....was just an evil look
But I won't let this stupid day, throw me through a loop
I'll crack on and I'll eat my lunch, a nice big bowl of soup
But oh dear, St. Valentine, you really are a witch
This soup reminds me of my pain, you bastard hairy *****
Just look at it, all shiny red, like the lips I could be kissing
All these thoughts now flood my head, of the love i still am missing
It's smell is sweet and tasty, just like a girl's perfume
The fragrance hanging in the air, like feelings that still loom
Those water droplets round the bowl, like tears that I once cried
From heartbreak upon heartbreak..oh well at least I've tried
And in the end it's not too bad, soup's healthy and it's warm
And when tomorrow swings around things will be back to norm
Who knows, next year it's possible, things might be a lot better
But then this day is still in Feb, so I can count on shitty weather
And if I get **** all next year, I'll think of the good times
Not least this stupid poem I wrote, about a can of Heinz.