Dealing with customers on a daily basis is one of the most irritating jobs you can do. ive worked both in retail and hospitality, christ there as some extremely cunty people you have to deal with. Too many snobby people in my city (western suburb folk). Take your PSP to work, makes to day all much better:P
And the time you have a job briefer.
wtf??!!??
You get fired sooner. Would you like further translations into your language? ;)
What if he was customer service for SCEE? It might be a good thing there.
In truth, Yeldar - just remember that customer service is brutal - and take everything with a grain of salt... or in your case a jo.... err, yeah, salt.
Well it'll probably get a bit confusing at times...half the clients will be french, half will be high AKA dutch.
oh well, at least i'm working :D
Work's for losers :)
Here's a video that might give you a few ideas on how might want to handle your new job Yeldar ;) :D
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rxUm-...eature=related
You like Big Train as well?
I ****ing love it! :g
Could of said that before. Didnt understand you there in the other post.Quote:
Originally Posted by Lance
Thing is, here employers are holding onto the employees here unlike what is happening in the US, since our economy never went into a recession.
If a customer is going to be nice to me, ill be nice back, if a customer is going to be an utter ****wit to me, ill return the favour:coffee
Kigo - that attitude hardly gets you anywhere in real life. Tackling situations which often try ones patience, require less profanity and more tact. Otherwise it all looks like 2 fools arguing over trivial matters. I used to be a customer services team leader, in my 20's, you think Australia is full of retards? try again, London has a moron infestation :D and they are worse! :D
I know, the people you probably served live over here now, its all those rich snobby pommy bastards that move here and act like grade A cunts to the locals, and they think that they can get away with treating the locals like that, nup, ain't gonna happen. Most of the time its fine, i deal with it in a timely and an orderly fashion, all is good:)
If working in a bar I suggest a quick dab of Tabasco put on your finger and then stealthily wiped around the outside rim of the arse holes glass.
That or squirt a full bottle of Visene [eye drops] tasteless and harmless ,but it makes you totally loose control of your bowels if ingested .
Enjoy.:D
I love the story about what happened at the Coggee Bay Hotel over there, guy shits in a sundae and gives it to the irritating family, epic, that guy is a legend in my books.
What ive done is a quick bushman blow into a pint to some wanker customer, probably too drunk to tell the difference, LOL.
Kigo: All good :) (Pommy Bastards ROFL)
Blackwiggle: :D I'm gonna try that one day! :D
I call them pommy cunts as well,
Ace, have a try of the Sundae's at the Coggee Hotel in Sydney:Pyum:Pyum
I make my own 'cakes', remember? but thanks anyway...
... you'll be over here in Blighty next year, that right Kigo? :) Well I'll be sure to 'make a cake' for you when you visit :D
Yeah for sure:) If i can get this EU passport **** sorted out, dual passports are awesome XD
Dual Nationalities huh? nice. So you gonna come to London, bag yourself a Pommy Princess, get her drunk (XXXX ofcourse)
(I meant Castlemaine XXXX), then erm, you gonna... :D
Um kinda, well im born here. These ****ing laws keep changing, a few of my cousins can get dual passports, but im trying to figure this out, bloody mess it is. As for XXXX (4Gold beer) dont touch that Queensland ****, its rank :nod BTW i rather go for an Italian one:g Hence trying to figure out this passport crap.
Can you speak any Italian, Kigo?
I mean, when I go to India, I speak Hindi as it's the main language. And I learnt to speak it here, in London :) watching Bollywood movies :D
My parents are from Gujarat, which is in the north western province, close to Goa :rock
Anyway, So - you speak Italian? ;)
I should, not much of it, just swear words, (guess thats why i am called the Prince of Profanity :D)
Like Sorca (****) , Buotana (prostitute), fungulo (****), and finocchio LOL :D
Should actually learn the language if im going to find my family heritage and history when i travel there.
My mate went over there, said the place is awesome, nice girls over there, and that everyone in Italy drives like me, haha XD so true. Should start saving some money now:)
I suppose you know enough basic Italian you could get a job as a pimp if one arose while you were there.;) :D
Watch any Italian movies? I recommend Romanzo Criminale (Crime Story) If you like Italian Gangster/Mafia type schit - watch it! it's really good! :rock about 3 friends who grow up to pwn everything via questionable means, and being Italian, it has a healthy dose of vengeance thrown in for good measure! :D Watch it Kigo!
Nothing beats The Godfather and Scarface, best movies, anyone actually notice that all the songs on GTA3 Flashback 95.6 where all featured in the scarface movie, and the First Grand Theft Auto Vice City was based around the Movie scarface, love it. Say hello to my lil' friend :eek:g
LOL XDQuote:
Originally Posted by blackwiggle
So the message being spread here is that the answer to incivility is to increase incivility? Seems like a self-amplifying method of ultimately producing a really crappy psychological environment in which to live. Perhaps someday you'll discover a better method that has more of a chance of producing the good life.
Scarface? :D so you, eh Kigo? the Godfather ones were awesome though. I like gangster movies as much as the next guy, but Romanzo Criminal is a hard piece of cinematic brilliance. I bought the DVD, it was that good! ;)
^^^^ Great movie yes.
BTW Bathurst1000 just started on 7. Should be an interesting one this year, the circuit is completely wet, alot of crashes :D
1000 kilometres or 1000 miles? Probably km, but?
I wonder if kangaroo will be on the menu at the top of Mt Panorama this year.
One very lucky Kangaroo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bV-QqOPUbk
One not so lucky.
http://www.break.com/usercontent/200...ce-472282.html
Seems like you American's won't be driving around in FWD pos for much longer :g
http://ninemsn.carpoint.com.au/news/2009/-16957
http://ninemsn.carpoint.com.au/news/2009/-16957
How much are the price of eggs in China?
Lower than the price of brains in Australia.
LOL funny man Lance.
Brain prices are lower in New Zealand cause there's more sheep there. Compare market prices; it's true!
Don't really have to worry about that. Australia has the most strongest economy in the developed world at this moment in time.
I am in this thread. :g
Fried sheep brain looks like scrambled eggs :g it's true... :g
So do fried human brains.
Kigo: 2 yaun per dozen?
Ask Designer79. He's in Beijing I think.
http://web.extension.uiuc.edu/macon/...mn/040204.html