In an effort to get a more... playful... tone back to the thread, consider this and answer with your wittiest comment:

You know when you've been waiting too long for WipEout HD when...

... you create your own theme tune that should be sung in the 'Stingray' style

WIPEOooooUT! ... HD!!! Duh nuh nur nur nur nur! WIPEOooooUT! HD Duh nuh nur nur nur nur! WIPE-OUT! WIPE-OUT! H! DDDDDDDDDDDD!

Yeah!

* Mental note to get out more often... *

It would obviously have been more on topic if I'd mentioned something about seizures, but I'll leave that to someone else...