Good evening, this is your co-pilot speaking. We are currently cruising at an altitude of just over one mile over the Las Vegas Metropolitan Area, at a speed of just over 700 kilometers per hour and we expect to arrive at the start finish line within one second. As always, don't bother asking our sexy stewardesses for drinks and snacks because at these speeds you won't be keeping them down anyway. Our in-flight movie, Hackers, will be playing at the start of the next lap.

Thank you for flying EG-X Airlines!