1. People who think that anyone who lives below the state of kentucky can't go two sentences without saying "ya'll", "goodin", swearing every other word, or mentioning nascar or pick-up trucks.

2. Movies that insist on droping the f-bomb 3 times in every sentence. Wanted and District 9, I'm looking at you.

3. Halo/xbox fanboys. Dear God, have you tried talking to these people? And why are most of them between the ages of 6 and 13? In my opinion, Halo really isn't all that great. I actually think I may have had more fun with timesplitters 2's multiplayer.

4. When fat or generally unattractive women try to flirt with you.

5. Jocks who think being loud and being funny are the same thing.

I could keep going but that's enough for now.