when you turn the tap on too much and it flys out of your glass and covers you in water![]()
when you turn the tap on too much and it flys out of your glass and covers you in water![]()
And if that's not enough, you'll get it in your nose.
That hasn't happened to me, but the spray hose got stuck and sprayed my mom when she turned on the water.
arhg taps!
one day when I was rinsing one of my contacts under the tap for a split second I thought of my Mom telling me earlier not to do it without the plug in, in that split second I dropped the contact into the running water never to see it again
don't let what other people say destroy personnel belief, think it made me scared of jumping tree to tree for awhile
oh and again about the water
better up my nose than over my pants, pushing your crotch up to a hand dryer in the mens bathroom isn't always a good look
-zershen
Reminds me of the Mr Bean film
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who decide it's a good idea to suddenly stop walking when they're in front of you. So annoying![]()
human hyenas... it's an urban thing...one day i'm gonna move from here, not kidding ya
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- TAXES. Nothing more than institutionalized robbery.
- Every time im in a rush, the subway is leaving while im 1 foot near the damn door, or some stupid jerk pays 2,75$ with pennies and nickels. When i got all the time in the world, it would pick me up right at my ****ing doorstep...
- The goddamn mother***ing tiny stone that appears from nowhere and gets stuck in your shoe and makes you curse enough to make the devil cry.
-Some high-skilled/leveled host player who switches from Phantom to Flash because he's not able to catch you up...![]()
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Eh, taxes are necessary if you want a government. When they go overboard with them, though, it's just ridiculous.
People with back packs on that stop and read magazines in Newsagents, or stop to have a conversation with somebody else that has a back pack on in a aisle way or entrance.
Groups of old ladies who decide to link arms and walk 4 abreast down a footpath very,very slowly.
Women in general at checkout counters ,they NEVER have their money ready,it's a worldwide phenomenon.
Come last item that has been scanned,then it's get the handbag off the shoulder,then rummage through that to find the purse that has money in it in amongst god knows what other crap is in the handbag [meanwhile Germany has re-invaded Poland and man has landed on Mars ]
People that bite their cutlery when they eat -_-
The noise when people go 'shhhhh' -_-
When the cat sneaks into the area of my house that has carpet in it and uses it as a toilet -_-
Children (especially when they use the carpet as a toilet when they don't get more ice-cream and insist the Wii is better than my PS3)
-_-
angryyeldar![]()
-the job center for taking over 2 months to give me some money (i had a job interview yesterday and im worryed that if i get it they wont pay me the money they owe me)
-console fan boys (like what yeldar said but yesterday even after i said "i think all three consoles have a good collection of games for anyone who plays" he responded with "no your wrong" over and over and over (edit: he was a xbox fanboy))
People who think their own opinions and preferences are Universal Truth.
[It is just possibly possible that you mAy have seen that from me before as I battle the forces of self-centered arrogance.![]()
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+1 right here.
-walking past a door handle and getting your pocket stuck on it, pulling you backwards suddenly.
Cargo pants can be killers when your under-counter kitchen cabinets have knobs instead of handles.
+1 on the trousers, especially when you get a massive tear in them as a result.
- Getting shat on by seagulls
- Groups of people who think they are really 'ladworthy' because they are all clones of each other, take the piss out of people and lace everything they say with pseudo-irony in order to generate a bit of banter (because they can't actually have a normal conversation), united in their efforts to dominate the world with epic amounts of 1-upmanship.
- Brussel Sprouts
- People who get righteous about everything
- Modesto Heights FWD
or caught so hard it rips your pant pocket in half, or your dressing gown side seam
or living in a 3 story house and having to vacuum and mop the floors before my parents come home from holiday in a few hours
over dressing or under dressing when going to a party(why do the girls you hang with have to dress to perfection and suggest you do to & then you get to the place and most of the other guys are wearing raggedy ass mofo jeans
when no one tells you your flys undone, seriously?, why don't people tell you?, I take pleasure in telling my girl mates when it happens to them (not often/I like making them blush and feel silly for awhile) but I mostly tell people cos it really sucks to have it happen to you and no one tells ya
(hasn't happened to me in years *touch wood*)
when your ready for a great day out, walk to the bus stop, sit down and low and behold your sitting next to a sign reading in big letters 'Wet Paint'
now you have horizontal white lines on the ass of your black pants, mmm fortunes smiling on me today
-zershen
...When the Sony Aino costs that much, but you don't even have a fraction of that.... :/
No offense to people who like that kind of music, dress like that and are not offensive to anyone, but i gotta say...
- ****ing lame-ass hip-hop pricks who dress with parachute-sized clothing, wear a cap with straight flat flap, with their pants pulled down below their butt and who think they have all the rights of the world, that they can insult and piss-off everybody, that you have no right to even look at them because they listen to gangsta rap, which tells them they're super-hot and its ok to treat women like crap. Oh and one more thing; those jerks who listen to their lame-ass gangsta rap out loud from their crappy cellphone speakers should be thrown in front of the next incoming subway train.
- Crocs.