Charles Manson, Hitler, and Ivan The Terrible couldn't have made a more evil infomercial.

I mean, it haunts me still! I can only think of one other video that compares, and that involved two girls having soft-serve. Don't ask, it's too horrid for words, and many of you know EXACTLY what I speak of. For those of you who don't, count your blessings and forget we had this conversation. Seriously.