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    Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.

    Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

    Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

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    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    Chuck Norris counted to infinity...twice.

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    The Chaser in UK.

    Can you dress up as the STIG and get to drive other peoples cars.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYjaF...eature=related

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    chuck norris now helps america with their nuclear missile testing by eating them

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackwiggle View Post
    The Chaser in UK.

    Can you dress up as the STIG and get to drive other peoples cars.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYjaF...eature=related
    Im so gonna pull that off in this city. Gonna look at a few car racing stock places now That chick pulls out a ciggie and lights it can i have a small coke please XD gotta love how the English say that. Ive actually driven one of those old coopers. Damn they are hell slow.

    Twas the be an Aussie:
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    If you havent done this in the first week of getting your license, then your still a virgin.

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    With Mock The Week you can never go wrong : http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006t6vf

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    Quote Originally Posted by BARTgai View Post
    Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
    I've slammed a revolving door..

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    Make sure Chuck Norris will not get to know this!!!

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    Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise

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    BBC i programs are only able to be viewed from within the UK unfortunately.

    Unless I set up a proxy.

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    Love MTW, have been to see a few episodes filmed live, absolutely hilarious

    Some of my favourites from Series 5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyicQ...om=PL&index=13

    And of course, outtakes
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    Anyone have the Chasers on the girl with the 56 star tattoos in the face? I so want to see that

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    hmmm havent seen that uploaded on youtube yet. Ill you know DD. BTW how do you know about Aussie shows? Is the Chaser on Canadian TV over there?

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    No, but I watch some of the clips on Youtube quite frequently.

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    24 hours!

    Farting Preacher

    'tis epic.

    Oh crap, it's not 24 hours, sorry
    Last edited by Darkdrium777; 21st July 2009 at 06:34 AM. Reason: I'm crap at time maths D:

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hellfire View Post
    Love MTW, have been to see a few episodes filmed live, absolutely hilarious

    Some of my favourites from Series 5
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyicQ...om=PL&index=13

    And of course, outtakes
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bv13...eature=related
    Frankie Boyle's most offensive jokes : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzV6fpSnkh0

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    Yeah, I saw that a while back. Love Dara's reaction to the Richard Hammond one!

    My absolute favourite though made it onto the Too Hot For TV DVD release and it's one of the rounds I saw live. The infamous Headliners TFHC round. Click on the logo for the clip.

    http://www.mocktheweek.tv/thedvd/

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    LOL,

    Night sent me this earlier i found it quite funny;

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltEvbum6LlE

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    Ahahaha! LOL Translation cannot repeat all the sense said there!!! People you cant imagine what he really says. (There is no translation for this obscene language) Anyway I want to laugh and cry at the same time because of such type of politicians Current president and his government are not better

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    I love the bit where the director says "Your face is boring nobody will give you money" Classic.

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