Do any of the mods or Rob even play Wipeout competitively? I've been wondering about that for a while! Anyone know?

Anyway, Avalon Weekend is now so close, I can smell the vapours from the reverse polarity ionisers being charged by the mechanic who'se servicing my Airlicker spec AG-Bro...
(pause... for thought)

I think I'm slowly going insane... how else can I think up this bollox...

If I do end up insane, I'm gonna hold Arch and Kanar jointly responsible... humph!