It's a fuqqing outrage. I feel that we have been anally raped of our ability to express our true anger by some turdly piece-of-excrement vB-forum software created by some gutless namby-pamby politically correct hider-from-ferocious-little-mothers-of-teenagers who wish to avoid public accusations of corrupting their }sarcasm>innocent<sarcasm{ darling little children.

sigh. I am now totally bereft of the proper vocabulary to briefly and economically bitch.