My brother.

I'll have to clarify why he grinds my gears, and this may be a lengthy read, so strap in and grab the popcorn if you want, this is a farce enough as it is.

My brother is older than me, yet acts like a child. Don't mistake this for a mental illness, he's just an idiot. He seems to think that everything belongs to him and that he has free reign over when he can and can't do. For example, I have my laptop, and naturally, I will want to play games on it. My brother knows this, so he tries to get me to allow him to use my old steam account to play Left 4 Dead on his computer (something he should not have, simply because he only plays games on it, the laptop he screwed up with too much porn would suffice for everything he had to do for college). Whilst I stood my ground and repeatedly told him to make an easier password on his (his incompetence knows no bounds), I eventually had to, given that my parents seem to enforce such narcissistic behaviour with impunity, at least as far as he is concerned.

He is the kind of person who should not be allowed technology, failing that, allowed outside with any amount of currency and outside of two meters from a responsible adult. Of course, none of these apply. he is the one with a desktop computer (that he punched because he bought a small tower then proceeded to put a GPU in. Yes, really), when I need it more than him. Now that Skyrim has been released, I have gotten no peace for anything, work, trying to think straight, you name it. Those who have Skyrim will empathise for the frame rate drops and crashes that it holds in its innards. Much like Fallout 3/ GoTY, I fear it will break the console. If it does, I lose ~£100 of content, simply because I've accessed my content from friends' houses and have recovered from dead units before now, leaving me on my last activation, which I have claimed back now. This has left me pretty darn pissed, as you can imagine.

But anyway, that's enough from me. Something to lighten the mood, perhaps?