HA! No, it's because my broadband is slower than dial-up -_-

...Your house suffering from a power-outage whilst you're trying to re-kindle the spark between yourself and a certain black box made by Sony.
Subsequently asking your parents what's going on and getting the reply "Yeah the circuit-breakers trip around 5x a day, it's been like this for about a month. You just need to flip them back every time the power goes."

A MONTH?! GET A MAN WITH A TOOLBOX TO COME DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT THEN!