when you turn the tap on too much and it flys out of your glass and covers you in water :bomb
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when you turn the tap on too much and it flys out of your glass and covers you in water :bomb
And if that's not enough, you'll get it in your nose.
That hasn't happened to me, but the spray hose got stuck and sprayed my mom when she turned on the water.
arhg taps!
one day when I was rinsing one of my contacts under the tap for a split second I thought of my Mom telling me earlier not to do it without the plug in, in that split second I dropped the contact into the running water never to see it again
don't let what other people say destroy personnel belief, think it made me scared of jumping tree to tree for awhile
oh and again about the water
better up my nose than over my pants, pushing your crotch up to a hand dryer in the mens bathroom isn't always a good look
-zer:donutshen
You know what also really grinds my gears....
when you get your bowl and fill it full of breakfast serial and then you open the fridge to fined out you have no milk ><
hehe its funny walking in on someone doing that :DQuote:
Originally Posted by zer0shen
Reminds me of the Mr Bean film ;)
Do you know what really grinds my gears? People who decide it's a good idea to suddenly stop walking when they're in front of you. So annoying :twisted
human hyenas... it's an urban thing... :( one day i'm gonna move from here, not kidding ya :rock
- TAXES. Nothing more than institutionalized robbery.
- Every time im in a rush, the subway is leaving while im 1 foot near the damn door, or some stupid jerk pays 2,75$ with pennies and nickels. When i got all the time in the world, it would pick me up right at my ****ing doorstep...
- The goddamn mother***ing tiny stone that appears from nowhere and gets stuck in your shoe and makes you curse enough to make the devil cry.
-Some high-skilled/leveled host player who switches from Phantom to Flash because he's not able to catch you up... :brickwall :bomb
Eh, taxes are necessary if you want a government. When they go overboard with them, though, it's just ridiculous.
People with back packs on that stop and read magazines in Newsagents, or stop to have a conversation with somebody else that has a back pack on in a aisle way or entrance.:evil:mr-t
Groups of old ladies who decide to link arms and walk 4 abreast down a footpath very,very slowly.:brickwall
Women in general at checkout counters ,they NEVER have their money ready,it's a worldwide phenomenon.:nod
Come last item that has been scanned,then it's get the handbag off the shoulder,then rummage through that to find the purse that has money in it in amongst god knows what other crap is in the handbag [meanwhile Germany has re-invaded Poland and man has landed on Mars ]
People that bite their cutlery when they eat -_-
The noise when people go 'shhhhh' -_-
When the cat sneaks into the area of my house that has carpet in it and uses it as a toilet -_-
Children (especially when they use the carpet as a toilet when they don't get more ice-cream and insist the Wii is better than my PS3)
-_-
angryyeldar :g
-the job center for taking over 2 months to give me some money (i had a job interview yesterday and im worryed that if i get it they wont pay me the money they owe me)
-console fan boys (like what yeldar said but yesterday even after i said "i think all three consoles have a good collection of games for anyone who plays" he responded with "no your wrong" over and over and over (edit: he was a xbox fanboy))
People who think their own opinions and preferences are Universal Truth.
[It is just possibly possible that you mAy have seen that from me before as I battle the forces of self-centered arrogance. ;) :g ]
+1 right here.
-walking past a door handle and getting your pocket stuck on it, pulling you backwards suddenly.
Cargo pants can be killers when your under-counter kitchen cabinets have knobs instead of handles.
+1 on the trousers, especially when you get a massive tear in them as a result.
- Getting shat on by seagulls
- Groups of people who think they are really 'ladworthy' because they are all clones of each other, take the piss out of people and lace everything they say with pseudo-irony in order to generate a bit of banter (because they can't actually have a normal conversation), united in their efforts to dominate the world with epic amounts of 1-upmanship.
- Brussel Sprouts
- People who get righteous about everything
- Modesto Heights FWD
or caught so hard it rips your pant pocket in half, or your dressing gown side seamQuote:
Originally Posted by DawnFireDragoon
or living in a 3 story house and having to vacuum and mop the floors before my parents come home from holiday in a few hours
over dressing or under dressing when going to a party(why do the girls you hang with have to dress to perfection and suggest you do to & then you get to the place and most of the other guys are wearing raggedy ass mofo jeans
when no one tells you your flys undone, seriously?, why don't people tell you?, I take pleasure in telling my girl mates when it happens to them (not often/I like making them blush and feel silly for awhile) but I mostly tell people cos it really sucks to have it happen to you and no one tells ya
(hasn't happened to me in years *touch wood*)
when your ready for a great day out, walk to the bus stop, sit down and low and behold your sitting next to a sign reading in big letters 'Wet Paint'
now you have horizontal white lines on the ass of your black pants, mmm fortunes smiling on me today
-zer:donutshen
...When the Sony Aino costs that much, but you don't even have a fraction of that.... :/
No offense to people who like that kind of music, dress like that and are not offensive to anyone, but i gotta say...
- ****ing lame-ass hip-hop pricks who dress with parachute-sized clothing, wear a cap with straight flat flap, with their pants pulled down below their butt and who think they have all the rights of the world, that they can insult and piss-off everybody, that you have no right to even look at them because they listen to gangsta rap, which tells them they're super-hot and its ok to treat women like crap. Oh and one more thing; those jerks who listen to their lame-ass gangsta rap out loud from their crappy cellphone speakers should be thrown in front of the next incoming subway train.
- Crocs.
When your watching an engrossing movie or documentary etc and right at the crucial point,where the most important thing is being reveled ,some loud noise,or somebody comes a talks to you,drowning it out so you don't hear what was said.
Laser printers that run out of ink midway through a print job, or you don't have enough paper to complete a print job.
Mobile phones when they run out of charge just as you answer a call.
Trying to adjust gearing that is slipping on a 3 flywheel bicycle,and every adjustment you make just makes things worse.
Group photos where your the only one that suffers red eye.
Women who constantly overload washing machines causing them to break,then getting the monster of a unit out and back again after you repaired it for the umpteenth time.
People who lend your property out without telling you, to people you have never met.
Treading on LEGO with bare feet
Builders/workmen who start using the nosiest machinery possible at the crack of dawn
-the light bulb blowing just as you get to the other side of the room (reaching out to pick up what you came into get)
(look i know it's forbidden but)
-when im about to finaly beat MrSmadsmartAlex for the 2/100 races against each other and i fall through the floor on the last lap
Can I try a serious one? racism. And the French article is really awful. That kind of thing really pisses me off. Always. Seems like we'll never end up with these kind of stories.
Complete strangers who don't even know or care enough about me to piss on me if I was on fire - that suddenly DO care - with great interest - when they see me wearing a T-shirt in 15 degree (F) weather.
Seriously - who (#*$ing cares if I want to wear a T-shirt in winter. If I drove around in a car, or just went shopping in the place you saw me - it's a safe assumption that I likely can afford a Jacket too... Do they expect me to go "HOLY (#*T!!!! I can't believe I'm not wearing a jacket - OMG I didn't notice until you said something!"
And the icing on the cake here, according to these very same people - I should have caught Pneumonia or the Flu - AT LEAST, 73 times this year.
Oh yeah, that's right, I haven't. :brickwall
Heh, I just inspired myself. :) I'm going to get a black tee shirt made up with bold white text that reads: "Yes, this IS my winter jacket."
People who want to say out loud... What they opinionize on somebody
not opinionize, throw down n call, say what they think and believe is right, to say about somebody. When they don't even know 10 percent of that person
how they talk, how they dress, what they listen to, and who they hang with.
Grinds my gears. When somebody says anything about what a person says.
Use slang, cut words to shorten what they are saying, and the so called. Proper english (writing) sense not everybody knows english.
Excuse me... Want to be english. Language arts teachers.
Not ever body is like you!
People who learn to use slang and short wording in their speeches, sentences, etc.
Went to the same school or education as the next person.
And if any person. Wants to use different ways to talk. They will talk. Write. Speak. Etc. What they not only know, but learn to use from other people, talents, skill, etc.
If u don't like it. Join your own little club. Where u can talk all the way you want.
But it won't! It will not! And never! Make you no better. From everyone in the world.
Instead of criticizing, spitting ya mouth about how somebody talks or may talk. Shows! Your are no better than the person who went to jail for robbing a bank.
Wha..?
When I'm in the middle of a long solo on Guitar Hero or Rock Band... and my f*cking nose starts itching
Having a nice bud to schmoke, only to realise someone nicked your last skin! :evil
What DJ Techno said :+.
Nothing, really. When a pretty girl has an annoying voice.
Intentional fouls at the end of American basketball games that are meant to strategically stop the clock but are not called as intentional fouls. The refs actually call them in the Olympics, which I was very pleased to see. Wish it could be like that every game, then I might watch it again.
Yeah, and when an ugly one tries to be sexy :blargQuote:
Originally Posted by Koleax
that is one of the worst :D but thanks to the tinterweb it can teach you to make do with random objects to make into bongs/pipes. I like the apple pipe :PQuote:
Originally Posted by ACE-FLO
Blatantly ridiculous situations created by someone who obviously thought their decision made perfect sense in theory and is too gutless to admit is actually just crap in practice.
For example:
At Warren Street Station where normal ticket gates have been replaced with wheelchair/buggy gates, which remain non-operational, which, when coupled with the inbalance of entry gates to exit gates, means there are only 3 operational entry gates into the station. This leads to a large crowd of people trying to get into the station having to wait a long time, while the odd two people who want to leave the station at rush hour have a wonderful choice of multiple exits. In theory, a train would come along and everyone would want to get off at once. So you'd need more gates for this than the sporadic arrival of people wanting to get into the station. In the mornings, when there are many many people trying to get to work, this works perfectly well. In the evenings, whatever the theory, it just doesn't. The gates are reversible, and yet they never reassign some of them to entry gates. Why, why, why?:bomb
Another example:
Family friends visiting and getting a parking ticket for parking with two wheels on the grass verge outside my house. There's a kerb, then there's some grass, then there's the pavement. Apparently the council classifies the grass as the pavement and can fine people for parking on it, even though they're just trying to keep out of traffic's way a little more than they would otherwise, which, by the way, would not get them a parking ticket at all. Hello council, the grass is not pavement. Council employees mow the grass, do they mow the pavement? No, because they're different. They're very very distinctly different. The pavement is the bit over there, the bit that's paved. The clue's in the name, morons!:bomb Even more annoying is whatever individual reported this to the council as some kind of violation, because this area isn't even patrolled by parking attendants.:mad:
what grinds my gears is....
every time i turn on ps3 cos i dont play to ofter is the numerous pointless updates that take for ever.
no milk for tea.
my dog barking for no reason when i am asleep.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SY8uzqNi4sA :lolQuote:
Originally Posted by Kyonshi
hahaah.. gangstas with there trousers down with the bums hanging out is so lame and laughable.
not sure if its true but someone told me that trend of wearing trousers low under bum so pants are on show comes from jamaca clubs originally and its meaning was to show the gangsta in question could afford to buy pants and make sure they were clean so shows them off to all.
pretty sad.
i heard on tv programme they also leave cardboard lables on clothes to show how new they are..not sure if they still do now.havnt been to carribean for a few years now.
It originally came from people who shoplifted and wore it as a badge.
They just grabbed any clothing and wore it even if it didn't fit them,same with shoes with no laces
That's interesting, Jasmin.
I figured I'd look up that video after I saw Brett Favre singing it in the locker room after the Vikings beat the Cowboys. :P
Seeing the Vikings go to the Super Bowl would be a real gear grinder, since I was born in Wisconsin and root for the Packers, unless they lose to the Jets. That'd be awesome.
yes, did those back in the day, with G Smiths varieties... tried with an orange too, but accidently swallowed some weed, whilst attempting to toke. Ended up with stomach cramping pains, lol, gears grinded - actually :D gahQuote:
Originally Posted by Mr Phlanj
toilet seat left up.
cat hair on black clothing when u r in a rush in the morning
lastly and least importantly ..labour party