The Reality Distortion Field is what Steve Jobs speaks through.
The Reality Distortion Field is what Steve Jobs speaks through.
@Lance different gods for different folks eh
Update 3.41 on the PSN now.
not entirely sure what is different, and has been added on.
It adds a new function of sorts to the store.
http://www.breakingglobalnews.com/ps...-3-41/12214270
it seems lik everytime i turn on ps3 it want to update..cant they get it right first time..
edit @lance
whats "The Reality Distortion Field is what Steve Jobs speaks through."
your not one of steves flock are you jasmin?
and and a whimpery' sick note
Im so sick the only thing my body will swallow without complaint are salted Dorritos and Coke (coke = scrum***ks), oh and I can eat a small amount of grapes without to many complaints
brrrr
I love you winter but please go away
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Meh, my football injury better budge :(. I'm missing being at the top of my game...
@zeroshen
maybe im one of steve flock i did play in his world cup team...
but i only cry about technology..isnt it supposed to make life easy and speed up the boring things...Mmmmmm me dont think so :)
... walking sticks can hurt people... don't ask, it's random but it's true :blarg and the most novel thing is, we all know it too :DQuote:
Originally Posted by Lance
@lance
lol..just checked out
The Reality Distortion Field
in laymans terms it means someone who is good at B******ing and can convince you anything is possible...
i know a few people like that...:)
I have a god awful tooth infection. Painful as sin, and half my face is swelling up. Not pretty :(
/winge
https://tcboe21.wikispaces.com/file/...525/pliers.jpg
:twisted :g :P
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Hahaha...thats funny
I live and breathe Mock the Week, Jasmin. ;) :twisted
A recent example of the RDF is Jobs' claim that the slick design of the iPhone 4 antenna is not especially at fault for losing signal strength when the phone is held in a fairly common way. He says that all phones have this problem.
Yet somehow.. somehow the iPhone 4 is the one that really suffers in this way. The one the users actually complain about. Reality Distortion?
I love the look of Apple's products, but Steve is getting a bit too exclusionary and monopolistic in his business goals and policies for my preference.
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It's 19 KB. AltClick your mouse or touchpad and then click on ImageProperties or its equivalent on your OS.
Oh, so that's it? Cheers Lance. :+
One thing that interests me is a local radio station doing daily reports of people doing stupid things.
going to the dentist is always the most depressing thing ever..... yes i do smoke, yes i know it doesnt help my teeth, yes i use mouthwash daily, but no i dont floss.... just leave me alone dammit!
:D:+mdhay
though i was tihnking more like a hacksaw, glue, and duct tape.
the excessive blood however could be a problem lol.
Not only for your teeth. For pretty much everything else too.
I love going to the hygienists at my dentist, young atractive girls sticking fingers and metal objects in my mouth FTW!
I just love my dentist, he's pretty funny and if he uses injections they feel like fathers brushing over skin, so painless and yeh the hygienists are always nice :)
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Did you mean feathers there zer0shen? Rather than fathers? Not that I'm judging or anything if you didn't.:P
omg lol *grin* yes I meant feathers
I'm sick, bean blaming everything on my sickness lately, been making some really strange work connections, like 'glass vibrator'
(yeh I meant to say 'word', I'm paying more attention checking over stuff before I send it, cheers Saturn, oh and 'been' not bean)
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Haha that's the best post I've seen today! :+Quote:
Originally Posted by KGB1971
I too have to go to the dentist in a couple of weeks for a checkup. There's a lovely girl who works there - she's the only thing that makes it worth going!
All this talk of dentists makes me think I should go myself - haven't been for a check-up in years.
I thought for a change that I'd do my tax return this year by myself. Now I know why there's people you can pay to do it for you!
My dentist is about 1.5m tall and can't reach my head unless she stands on a little box - even with the chair all the way down :lol
But such nimble little fingers!
Oh, and .dk tax law complexity > rest-of-the-world. We win the "Getting skinned by the sharp tax claw" competition hands down. We're even guilty until proven innocent whenever the taxman takes you to court.
I guess we lose rather than win... :|
Damn!! After an epic game, i just lost at poker with the lads. Really could have done with that £60. :D
In my stoned state while winning with only 2 players left i made one monumental grave error :) That and as its my house i gotta clean the mess too lol.
ahh well, next time ill have my revenge.
Mr Bean is showing on ITV 3 at the moment, so happy ^_^
I can't stand mr bean no more, as a kid I loved it
give me Black Adder anyday!, watching the making of HellboyII
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I'm like you with Mr bean now, I find even most of the original Monty Python TV series hasn't aged that well, which is a bit sad really.
Pity that due to copyright reasons still being argued about we are unlikely to ever see Spike Milligan's Q series, that could be side splittingly funny.
I doubt that most on this forum now would be old enough to remember it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C0n88...eature=related
Awful TV showing in Aus atm, nothing to look forward to either.
I refuse to watch the travesty of Top Gear on a commercial station, so I download them [I'm not kidding, they've turned a 50 min show into 90 min show because of all the ads].
Very surprised that this seasons Top Gear was only 6 ep's.
I went to the site and they had a small video of the boys but no real explanation of why so short a season or what the future of the show might be.
Only series 8 of QI to look forward to, I got a list of series 8's taped shows and I've worked out by going backwards from the Xmas special that it won't be televised in the UK till sometime around Sept 25th.
Thankfully the previous 7 series are all worth watching again.
Hmmm my parents are both in tears and have been shouting at each other for about 90 mins.....there's also lots of banging of things on walls and tables.
What to do....? :?
Stay away from that thing.
Start Video taping them and I bet they will stop immediately from the shock, if they don't stop immediately keep shooting till they realize how embarrassing the tape is going to be for the both of them.
put on a copy of wizard of oz the sing-a-long version and make em sing the songs and see how much fight they have left after that..probally zero imo..
Lol bw, that's the best suggestion ever, might actually have to try that one :lol
'Tube it. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by blackwiggle
changing the subject....
cant get this image out of my head..everytime i think about it ..it makes me laugh...
the england football match on wednesday night...
im not really a massive football fan
but what made me laugh was when all the england team was all standing there singing the anthem looking all proud like thy are returning heros i saw in the background several large posters all held by the fans all saying the same thing
"Never has so few, given so little to so many"
it made me laugh..so true but still funny
i remmeber this saying at school it was for our soldiers and it really went
"never have so few, given so much to so many..basically opposite to england.
another thing i thought was funny was the commentators who said "oh wow and the crowd isnt booing england when they came on and all i could hear was the loud hissing sound of the graphic equalizer turned up full to block out the booing crowd one could easily see the fans doing by lip reading..
and then the tv channel did a montage of englands latest string of epic fails..
i really feel for true english fans pain of having such a garbage group of flops :turd who just cant be asked to perform..it seem to me all they can score is each others girlfriends..
as for fabio..well we all now know who was in the barney the dinosaur outfit all those years.. :turd
what a idiot the way he dropped beckham and didnt even consult him first.
Ive just got escorted out of the DENTIST of all places by 2 policemen. Bet that doesn't happen every day!! I kicked up a massive fuss for being charged £44 for something 2 weeks ago I was told was free.
heavy stuff mate, hope all's well in the wipeout hovel :+Quote:
Originally Posted by yeldar2097
Interesting read over here; Why I Steal Movies… Even Ones I'm In.
"... In the meantime, I'll be suing myself for pirating my own show.
And I'm pretty scared, because I have an amazing lawyer. ..." xD
Has anybody here got Megaman Battle Network 6: Cybeast Gregar? I've somehow managed to get stuck on a specific bit involving EraseMan's Link Mission and cannot complete it, despite completing it, and my save doesn't show up, for some reason. I'd appreciate any help. :/