gotta love english :D
Arsebandit is the new nobjockey round these parts :g
gotta love english :D
Arsebandit is the new nobjockey round these parts :g
We got a few good ones in London, but what I can't stand is the kids' - seems like they're talking a whole new language with words like choong, nang, blip and blem? wtf? seriously, one of these days, when I hear a teenager going on like he's all that, giving the large with words like "blip" and "blem" - I'm gonna give em a big man slap to the cranium and say -"Ong Bak to that you lil rat"!!! :rock
Who is with me here? English just isn't what it used to be...
I meant proper english not dirty english :P
I swear I don't talk like that (correct me if I'm wrong ACE ;) ) and I'm a teenager :g
No Yeldar :) I didn't mean you mate... I've met you and you speak better English than I do :)
No, I was referring to the silly trampish street urchins who peddle drugs in London - they do need slaps! And I think most will agree - but these street kids, they all carry knives ;) so I better bring a machete :D
Or they are short, white, middle-class public school boys sporting a host of complexes,
leading them to over-compensate and pretend they are 6ft 6 and black.
They use similar vocab to the street urchins described by you ACE (for some reason), not sure why though, completely different kettle o' fish :g
Ya know, as far as stereotypes go, I think we're all a lil wrong. The media dictated that drug dealers all drive around in BMW 3series cars, with blacked out windows and are 6ft6inches tall, black, in a string vest and sporting a loaded weapon thrust in their shorts, which are visible over theirlow hanging trousers. - But no, what I see on a regular is 14 year olds, with McKenzie tracksuits on - sporting low hanging tracksuit bottoms, riding around on BMX's with their skinny lil asses hanging out - next time I see that - I'm gonna kick a butt so hard, the poor ****er will drop off the bike and hurt his ego more than himself - prickQuote:
Originally Posted by yeldar2097
Something funny to share - about a month and half ago - I saw one of these idiotic lil schitts being chased by the police, and I gotta tell you, the police didnt have to run very hard... The lil prick was wearing his tracky bottoms so low, that the crutch part was by his knee caps - so he couldnt take larg steps. The funniest moment was when the police caught him in all of 7 seconds time, and the lil schitt fell to the floor, trying to grab his pants, as they'd slipped off too, there were girls around and they were creasing up laughing. The kid was a show off, and he got to show off his lil weiner :D havent seen him around for a while... must be dying of embarrassment still! A very funny moment that was!
No I don't. What you wrote after that is just perverted and distgusting. Do not want.:blargQuote:
Originally Posted by KIGO
Took a trip to britsol yesterday. As soon as i stepped off the bus I saw a woman get told by police (in the middle of the street i might add) that her husband had died.
crazy stuff.
On a less morbid tone, i saw a very very fat man today, on a very very small moped :)
I feel sorry for him - but still, I giggle ;)
oh and um - Rob Fox, fancies this chook! (so do I - she's hottttt)
chook? never heard that one before....
i feel old
No need to Yeldy, Choiok is one that only "I" use... lol
Suits me, the way I say it! besides - I'm older than you, you nut! :)
Oh yea!! She is a doll...and Rhode Island is on the screen...
It was really a secret A.L.T.E.R.N. message sent form my basement:rock
is it just me that finds her a bit funny looking (in a cool sorta way though)?
if any of you happen to be married to her then i apologise :P
Call it character/charm... whatever it is - it works for her :D
@ACE-FLO, Re: the chook pic: Cross-posting same data on different threads today. Tsk.
lol@ace..yeah i know what u mean about black gangsters in there crappy BMW worth like £200 with blacked out window and trousers so low you can see their bum crack..lol..think their so hot..hot as a snowball in space more like.
These gangs u hear about on the streets knifing youngsters is bad. They go around acting all hard but their really just nothing more than weak little rats..never hear a story like..man was stabbed in a fair fight by another knife user. Its always the same story numerous gang of black gangster stab unarmed man who didnt want to fight...Wow being a gangster must be so cool.
i personally blame hip hop music and gangster rap and glamourisation of black gangsters for this.
Its propoganda of a really bad kind.
bring back public flogging for gansters lets see how hard they are when they cry in public. See what their rep is like then.
uk is way to soft on criminals and too hard on honest workers.
govement needs to goto prison
Re: Black-suited and black-automobiled criminal stereotypes [and a bunch of other things], here is a bit of speedwriting I did almost two years ago. [blatant self-promotion] Skip it or read it, as you wish.>
Black suit. Secret murder. Something in the past a convoluted path to now and beyond justice and mercy flavoured with licorice and cinnamon and not a lot of sugar. White tie and violins playing a song of six-penny roses older than the church, older than the gravestones, older than the time before the henges but wearing a top hat and carrying a scepter still like Macbeth and his lady doing the old soft shoe on Duncan's grave while William builds ships for a long vacation in southern England. Picnic hampers once used in St. Tropez will come in handy. We'll use tapestries for saddle blankets on great black chargers loaded with food and champagne and dark secret ambition that becomes a pact between old business partners with carnations in their buttonholes and revolvers in their pockets dressing left handed all sinister in black and white. Canto arrabiata being played by the band on the roof of a big black Lincoln while sparkling wine and vinegar kisses are exchanged between the Man and his main squeeze prostituted jeweled and draped simulation of a lady. Barbarian splendour fueled by whiskey fumes and tommyguns and deadly secrets hiding in black suits worn by fedora-crowned kings of the night and Bahama slot machines in glittering sunswept Caribbean seas of wasted desperately boring lives that can't even imitate quite right the love and laughter and creation and peaceful contentment they all crave and kill for in those secret convoluted lies and ways to the ugly side of madness. This way this way the carny barker said as he howled at the moon he never chose to look at. Follow me follow me I'll show you wonders and wondering I follow him into a cracked-paint faded tint of silver screen illusions behind the triple-x bookshop of wealth and power to buy a dog-eared paperback of acid-brown cheap pages that have been dead too long, so murdered, so secretly murdered, the trees and I.
Good read.:D
wow, those sentences are bordering on german (looooooooooooooooooong)
melike :+
...: Someone called me at 05.10 this morning and I have no idea who it was (no caller ID). They left a message but clearly didn't realise it had gone to voicemail; all I could hear was people speaking chinese and what sounded like castanets.
A night in at Yeldar's place :g
Ok, on a different note,
When will Andy and Pih get the ability to post and PM again ???