gotta love english :D
Arsebandit is the new nobjockey round these parts :g
gotta love english :D
Arsebandit is the new nobjockey round these parts :g
We got a few good ones in London, but what I can't stand is the kids' - seems like they're talking a whole new language with words like choong, nang, blip and blem? wtf? seriously, one of these days, when I hear a teenager going on like he's all that, giving the large with words like "blip" and "blem" - I'm gonna give em a big man slap to the cranium and say -"Ong Bak to that you lil rat"!!! :rock
Who is with me here? English just isn't what it used to be...
I meant proper english not dirty english :P
I swear I don't talk like that (correct me if I'm wrong ACE ;) ) and I'm a teenager :g
No Yeldar :) I didn't mean you mate... I've met you and you speak better English than I do :)
No, I was referring to the silly trampish street urchins who peddle drugs in London - they do need slaps! And I think most will agree - but these street kids, they all carry knives ;) so I better bring a machete :D
Or they are short, white, middle-class public school boys sporting a host of complexes,
leading them to over-compensate and pretend they are 6ft 6 and black.
They use similar vocab to the street urchins described by you ACE (for some reason), not sure why though, completely different kettle o' fish :g
Ya know, as far as stereotypes go, I think we're all a lil wrong. The media dictated that drug dealers all drive around in BMW 3series cars, with blacked out windows and are 6ft6inches tall, black, in a string vest and sporting a loaded weapon thrust in their shorts, which are visible over theirlow hanging trousers. - But no, what I see on a regular is 14 year olds, with McKenzie tracksuits on - sporting low hanging tracksuit bottoms, riding around on BMX's with their skinny lil asses hanging out - next time I see that - I'm gonna kick a butt so hard, the poor ****er will drop off the bike and hurt his ego more than himself - prickQuote:
Originally Posted by yeldar2097
Something funny to share - about a month and half ago - I saw one of these idiotic lil schitts being chased by the police, and I gotta tell you, the police didnt have to run very hard... The lil prick was wearing his tracky bottoms so low, that the crutch part was by his knee caps - so he couldnt take larg steps. The funniest moment was when the police caught him in all of 7 seconds time, and the lil schitt fell to the floor, trying to grab his pants, as they'd slipped off too, there were girls around and they were creasing up laughing. The kid was a show off, and he got to show off his lil weiner :D havent seen him around for a while... must be dying of embarrassment still! A very funny moment that was!
No I don't. What you wrote after that is just perverted and distgusting. Do not want.:blargQuote:
Originally Posted by KIGO
Took a trip to britsol yesterday. As soon as i stepped off the bus I saw a woman get told by police (in the middle of the street i might add) that her husband had died.
crazy stuff.
On a less morbid tone, i saw a very very fat man today, on a very very small moped :)
I feel sorry for him - but still, I giggle ;)
oh and um - Rob Fox, fancies this chook! (so do I - she's hottttt)
chook? never heard that one before....
i feel old
No need to Yeldy, Choiok is one that only "I" use... lol
Suits me, the way I say it! besides - I'm older than you, you nut! :)
Oh yea!! She is a doll...and Rhode Island is on the screen...
It was really a secret A.L.T.E.R.N. message sent form my basement:rock
is it just me that finds her a bit funny looking (in a cool sorta way though)?
if any of you happen to be married to her then i apologise :P
Call it character/charm... whatever it is - it works for her :D
@ACE-FLO, Re: the chook pic: Cross-posting same data on different threads today. Tsk.
lol@ace..yeah i know what u mean about black gangsters in there crappy BMW worth like £200 with blacked out window and trousers so low you can see their bum crack..lol..think their so hot..hot as a snowball in space more like.
These gangs u hear about on the streets knifing youngsters is bad. They go around acting all hard but their really just nothing more than weak little rats..never hear a story like..man was stabbed in a fair fight by another knife user. Its always the same story numerous gang of black gangster stab unarmed man who didnt want to fight...Wow being a gangster must be so cool.
i personally blame hip hop music and gangster rap and glamourisation of black gangsters for this.
Its propoganda of a really bad kind.
bring back public flogging for gansters lets see how hard they are when they cry in public. See what their rep is like then.
uk is way to soft on criminals and too hard on honest workers.
govement needs to goto prison
Re: Black-suited and black-automobiled criminal stereotypes [and a bunch of other things], here is a bit of speedwriting I did almost two years ago. [blatant self-promotion] Skip it or read it, as you wish.>
Black suit. Secret murder. Something in the past a convoluted path to now and beyond justice and mercy flavoured with licorice and cinnamon and not a lot of sugar. White tie and violins playing a song of six-penny roses older than the church, older than the gravestones, older than the time before the henges but wearing a top hat and carrying a scepter still like Macbeth and his lady doing the old soft shoe on Duncan's grave while William builds ships for a long vacation in southern England. Picnic hampers once used in St. Tropez will come in handy. We'll use tapestries for saddle blankets on great black chargers loaded with food and champagne and dark secret ambition that becomes a pact between old business partners with carnations in their buttonholes and revolvers in their pockets dressing left handed all sinister in black and white. Canto arrabiata being played by the band on the roof of a big black Lincoln while sparkling wine and vinegar kisses are exchanged between the Man and his main squeeze prostituted jeweled and draped simulation of a lady. Barbarian splendour fueled by whiskey fumes and tommyguns and deadly secrets hiding in black suits worn by fedora-crowned kings of the night and Bahama slot machines in glittering sunswept Caribbean seas of wasted desperately boring lives that can't even imitate quite right the love and laughter and creation and peaceful contentment they all crave and kill for in those secret convoluted lies and ways to the ugly side of madness. This way this way the carny barker said as he howled at the moon he never chose to look at. Follow me follow me I'll show you wonders and wondering I follow him into a cracked-paint faded tint of silver screen illusions behind the triple-x bookshop of wealth and power to buy a dog-eared paperback of acid-brown cheap pages that have been dead too long, so murdered, so secretly murdered, the trees and I.
Good read.:D
wow, those sentences are bordering on german (looooooooooooooooooong)
melike :+
...: Someone called me at 05.10 this morning and I have no idea who it was (no caller ID). They left a message but clearly didn't realise it had gone to voicemail; all I could hear was people speaking chinese and what sounded like castanets.
A night in at Yeldar's place :g
Ok, on a different note,
When will Andy and Pih get the ability to post and PM again ???
You're just getting bored of watching re-runs and want the new series to start don't you kigo :P
WTF Andy and Pih are banned..??!!??
I just looked at there profile pages,
I thought they just had a suspended posting period like what i had.
Ok, now im confused.
G'day all,
moving the thread a little bit away from the norm, has anyone ever been to North Korea? I have some friends who want to go somewhere mega unique after the HSC exams, and NK having an economy that was one of the few countries that actually expanded during the GFC, along with a lot of attractions and rly cheap stuff there seemed like a good choice. Also its one the last few brainwashed communist states left on the globe, would like to record i went to one before they all die out =S (if that makes sense)
Turning 17 next yr, other 4 friends are 18, and ive saved up about $600 with a possible $2500 loan from my parents. Posted this up on a couple other forums, but any insight into this place xP?
While your over there, take some photos of the Ryugyong Hotel in Pyongyang,
I wouldnt mind seeing the update on this unique structure.
This is what i am talking about also,
http://www.skyscrapercity.com/showthread.php?t=769546
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryugyong_Hotel
Slowest construction building complex in the world, one before the New WTC which wont be completed till the end of next decade.
I can't take a life anyore.:( I might beaten up because because I don't have a 360. How pethetic is that? I can't see properly.:(
???
Are you ok (meaning, not hurt)???
I'm gonna be in Blackburn over the weekend, maybe you can show me who is being an ass - and a lil karma will pay them a visit!!! Hows that mate? I'll give em some dope beats - in the form of cutting elbows and roundhouses which land in the neck-piece!!! 360? they'll be spinning 360 before they drop KO stlyes!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by mdhay
No one messes with AirLicker Group :rock
I'm not okay. I can't take life anymore. It seems that most of the time, I get the **** in life. I'm sick of life to be honest. It's pathetic, but when you are getting screwed with by every girl I've ever liked, have had to endure countless amounts of abuse because I'm genetically ****ed, but that's what happens when you're looking at the wrong things on a girl, but **** it, I'm used to it.
Check your PM mate!!!
why are you genetically ****ed? if it makes you feel better, i'm an overweight, uninspired, constantly tired **** with clicking joints. my job has nothing to do with my degree. i was unemployed for over a year. i've had major injuries and they happened as pointlessly as you could possibly imagine. i've been in real love with 3 different girls and close to it with many more and i've never come within a ****ing light year of any intimacy or relationship with any of them. i'm friends with most of them but the girls who've been interested in me - rather be celibate. and i am - virgin. the girl i'm mad about now just quit work and is going to perth forever in a couple of weeks. can't drive. never won anything. i've lost important things.
almost every day of my life is a complete waking nightmare. so what should i do?
what do you plan to do to solve your problems? maybe you're hanging around with the wrong people or girls if they're getting you beaten up for not owning a 360. and you just got an A in physics or something. see things aren't all bad
Good point
Your not that old,
Enjoy your youth for ****sake:)
it's all confidence. everything.
There's a work of art in there somewhere.Quote:
Originally Posted by yeldar2097
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@KIGO Re: pirahpac: Never. Admin decision.
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@mdhay: As someone who has considered suicide multiple times, and come within instants and inches of doing it, I tell you to stay in life and not despair; you never know what good will come, and good wiLL come. It will not all be good nor all be bad, but it is worth being alive. Worth everything to be alive.
And I say this to you right now, right this very instant, of feeling that my life is ruined by forces outside my control. Do not despair.
Lance
I haven't thought about it, just that I'm close to going mental again like I did in 2007. Bad memories.:(Quote:
Originally Posted by Lance
"going mental" is its own kind of suicide. I've been thEre, too.
Yeah, can't say my life is boring.
The best reason to stay in it.
Probably, but right now it isn't that great.
Of, course. But it will get better. Life is a very transient and rapidly changing thing. It will also get worse again. And better again. But it always seems better to me than the alternative to life. I would live a thousand years and more if I could.
Statistically speaking, based on the lifespans of my parents, I have about eight years left, and the last of those will be a weak and ghostly thing. But I still want it.