world's shortest Jokes thred.

[blackwiggle]

Dwarf Shortage.

NEXT!

[KIGO1987]

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[djKyoto]

This Thread.

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:lol

[Rapier Racer]

Fatal Inertia

[RedScar]

the game
HA

[Lance]

Life?

[OBH]

just incase its frowned upon ive removed it.....

[Rapier Racer]

eeeeeeee I wouldn't have posted that one...

[OBH]

just a joke, my god there could be far, far worse. even the slightest mention of a persons colour wont start a war will it....??

infact forget it, no point playing with fire i suppose. :)

[Rapier Racer]

I wasn't personally bothered by it as such but I have a feeling someone other people might be.

[KIGO1987]

I thought Scots loved Aussie's, Billy Connely loves the place and culture here. Damn he's a funny man,

[infoxicated]

KIGO

Oh, shortest you say?

KIGO's penis.

[Lance]

Has finger on delete button. Hm... am I allowed to do that to my boss, I wonder? :o ;)

[KIGO1987]

No Lance;)

[infoxicated]

Yes, all 41 (22 members and 19 guests) people currently viewing the site, it's possible that you can cancel the plans for popcorn... ;)

[Lance]

Some of those guests are just search spiders, and they don't care what they read, but, mmmm.. popcorn gets stuck in my teeth, but I like it a lot anyway. Perhaps I'll "allow" the boss to do what he wants. ;)

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Saaaaaay, a thought just occurred to me, namely that we seem to be going sorta offtopic for a long time. :D

[eLhabib]

That's right, seeing as this thread is quite a long joke already...

[infoxicated]

Let's have your one liners then, please... before it gets uglier than The Elephant Man's orgasm face. ;)

[eLhabib]

'Bend over pixie, a wish is a wish!'

[Darkdrium777]

what is this i dont even

[KIGO1987]

Its a "shortest joke page thread" DD, tell like a small joke, then post, next, for example,

.

Why do I keep pushing my luck here?

NEXT

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[OBH]

"There are 350 bones in your body. Fancy another?" :)

[KIGO1987]

Damn thats freaky, the mods and admins here can change your post, with out it saying on the bottom of the post that you edited it :eek

[Lance]

I know I'll get blamed.

[Darkdrium777]

the game
ha

fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu-

[Hellfire_WZ]

Two elephants fall off a cliff. Boom boom.

[Darkdrium777]

.sıɥʇ buıpɐǝɹ ǝɯıʇ ɹnoʎ pǝʇsɐʍ ʇsnظ noʎ 'suoıʇɐ1nʇɐɹbuoɔ

[silverfoxy]

A baby seal walks into a club ....

[yeldar2097]

Barrel Rolls are fixed

[Lance]

Lance has a sense of humour.

[infoxicated]

Damn thats freaky, the mods and admins here can change your post, with out it saying on the bottom of the post that you edited it :eek
Yeah, that kind of surprised me, too - it usually says. :?

[OBH]

A husband and wife are eating soup. the wife spills soup all over her and says:
"Oh no, I look like a pig"
"yes and you also have soup all over you!"

[OBH]

My wife asked me what was on the TV. I said dust.

alright, no more sh*t jokes from me :)

[Hellfire_WZ]

Three blokes walk into a bar. Silly bastards should've looked where they were going.

[Mr Phlanj]

Knock Knock

[G'Kyl]

Knock Knock

I've seen too much Babylon 5.

[Darkdrium777]

A frog is crossing the road. Splouch.

[Task]

I've seen too much Babylon 5.
I spy, with my little eye, something that begins with 'B'...

[Lance]

Bonobo? Baboon? Other primate beginning with B? Bush Baby? I don't get it? :D

[Task]

I imagine G'Kyl will get it.
Funniest damn thing to ever happen in B5.
Still makes me laugh hard enough to fall off my chair when I think of it!

[Darkdrium777]

WipEout HD Fury will not come out.


WAT?

[SaturnReturn]

Fury is gay?

[djKyoto]

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[ACE-FLO]

I deleted my wipeout pulse profile by accident... I'm not kidding!

[Harvai]

Short jokes, eh? Can they be served dripping in sacrasam?

I'm happy and content with BankWest's customer service...

[Lance]

Holy Sam?

[q_dmc12]

If a plane falls in the forest and there's no one around to see it, where do they bury the survivors?

NEXT

[G'Kyl]

They oughta give the plane a Purple Heart.

Darn boxes. I DEFINITELY watched too much B5. ;)

[blackwiggle]

If a man voices his opinion and his wife is not there to hear it
Does it still mean he's wrong?

[KIGO1987]

Ive got so many fantastic ideas for this thread, but whatever i type, gets deleted.......:? Happy days.

[mdhay]

George Bush did a good job.:D

[KIGO1987]

When was the last time you've been on Wipeout mdhay?

[mdhay]

No idea.

[TwIsTeD]

American soccer player

[blackwiggle]

Venison is dear isn't it.

[KIGO1987]

American Soldiers from the US George Washington walking around Perth train station in the early hours in the morning, and asking a group of drunken aboriginals for directions.

[blackwiggle]

Ouch!

I get that one.

Here's one.

The last NASCAR race held a one minute silence piror to the start for for Micheal Jackson.:lol

[KIGO1987]

(offtopic)

Im watching Michael Jackson memorial service LIVE on the tv atm.

(offtopic)

[Lance]

The virtues of game consoles will always be cheerfully discussed without any controversy whatsoever.

[Hellfire_WZ]

I am a good teacher

[Darkdrium777]

I like Quantum Redshift.

[Asayyeah]

I hate all of you :hyper

[Lance]

We hate you, too.

[ACE-FLO]

I haven't laughed once at these jokes.. yet, almost did. Forced laughter is a bad idea. Last time I "fake laughed" I accidentally coughed some phlegm up onto my mates dashboard... It was a Golf R32 and he'd only had it a week. That was kinda funny now I think about it.

[Lance]

Mostly, lately, they have been lies rather than jokes. Unless they were comments.

[KIGO1987]

I haven't laughed once at these jokes.. yet, almost did. Forced laughter is a bad idea. Last time I "fake laughed" I accidentally coughed some phlegm up onto my mates dashboard... It was a Golf R32 and he'd only had it a week. That was kinda funny now I think about it.

You dirty fk.

Those cars rock btw. Awesome car to go for a quality fang session in for sure:g

[ACE-FLO]

I couldn't remember if it was an R32 or VR6. So I phoned him to ask, as I'd known you'd appreciate it. Fanging. aint done that in years! I do miss!

[KIGO1987]

when i mean fang session, i dont mean having a bonk in the car. But i mean taking the car out for a bit of a spin.

[Darkdrium777]

I haven't laughed once at these jokes..Haven't tried making one though. :?

[ACE-FLO]

Dwarf Shortage.

NEXT!

that got a smile outta me, maybe a lil laughter too. I gotta admit that!

[djKyoto]

Jags, Left.

[G'Kyl]

Willy waving.

[Touring Mars]

Summer in Glasgow?

[KIGO1987]

a white christmas

[Lance]

Summer in Glasgow?

Comfy camping on Ben Nevis?

[blackwiggle]

Jesus was gay

Well that Mary Magdelene always seemed to come across as a bit of a Fag Hag IMHO

[Linchpin]

...It was 2 minutes , 5 minutes ago!?

[swift killer]

Barrel rolls rule!

[IH8YOU]

US Economy Improves. :turd

[IH8YOU]

I haven't laughed once at these jokes.. yet, almost did. Forced laughter is a bad idea. Last time I "fake laughed" I accidentally coughed some phlegm up onto my mates dashboard... It was a Golf R32 and he'd only had it a week. That was kinda funny now I think about it.

Okay, seriously - that happened to my brand new VR6 years ago. Had it, took another VW nut for a spin - it was early summer and pollen counts were high. He sneezed, and a snot the size of Kentucky flung across the car and stuck to my shifter.

The car got all quiet after that - and we BOTH realized what he did - and yet, he never even acknowledged that giant gelatinous buggar clinging to my shifter.

I mean, I was forced to grab the shift boot just to change gears for (@*k sake!

Then he just quietly exited the car and left it for me to clean. / gross.

Yes, no moar rides for Mr. Sneezy - that was his first -- and last.

[Rapier Racer]

Thats just an awful story, put me right off my crackers so it has.

[OBH]

Boy - "dear Santa, for xmas, I would like a baby brother."
Santa - "Send me your mother."

[IH8YOU]

Thats just an awful story, put me right off my crackers so it has.

You're welcome. :)

[ACE-FLO]

Yes, no moar rides for Mr. Sneezy - that was his first -- and last.

Come to think of it, I kinda did a sneaky exit too, and didn't hear from him for over a week... (cringe) my bad?