Zerow
17th May 2007, 07:46 PM
So earlier today at college, one of my fellow day students, a certain Dave Robinson, brought in his lunch which he had bought. Very shortly after, I heard shocked and horrified noises from the day student kitchen and went to see what the fuss was all about. Spread upon the table was Dave's lunch: what looked like a wrinkly, elongated penis. They explained to me that it was a pig's intestine... that's right, a frickin' pig's intestine! He bought it from a butcher, IIRC (who else would possibly sell them?!).
As if that wasn't enough, Dave then cut the intestine in half and divided the halfs between two buns, which had been smothered in... wait for it... CHEESE. :o
Yes, he ate the entire thing; yes, he said it tasted great; and yes, I caught a glimpse of the insides of the intestine, and you do NOT want to know.
As adequately put by the trailer for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMkDAoF5srQ): "What happened was true", ahem.
As if that wasn't enough, Dave then cut the intestine in half and divided the halfs between two buns, which had been smothered in... wait for it... CHEESE. :o
Yes, he ate the entire thing; yes, he said it tasted great; and yes, I caught a glimpse of the insides of the intestine, and you do NOT want to know.
As adequately put by the trailer for The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMkDAoF5srQ): "What happened was true", ahem.