Wipeout OC trophies - how they should have been!

[multibodydynamics]

I just played this new game the entire night and I have a few ideas about how the trophies should have been... sort of. Here are a couple of suggestions. Please add your own as well!

You've been here before, right?
Lap all 7 newbs in a lobby

Beat motherfu__kin' Zico!
Equal or beat 31.50 on Downtown A-class using Feisar Speed

Zone 100 clear
Reach Zone 100 on any track

Gee, thanks!
Get hit by a missile from a lapped newb

Massive rage quit
Get all 7 opponents to leave the lobby

[Hellfire_WZ]

You've been here before, right?
Lap all 7 newbs in a lobby

Gee, thanks!
Get hit by a missile from a lapped newb

Massive rage quit
Get all 7 opponents to leave the lobby

I don't exactly see these as "achievements" considering they fly in the face of the ethos of this forum...

[Racingfan]

S.U.P.E.R.S.O.N.I.C

Achieve Supersonic on all the HD/Fury tracks (including reverse tracks)

[dontmindlosing]

Spreading the word
Share Play WipEout Omega Collection with someone who has no WipEout games in their trophy list.

GGs
Get added to the friends lists of 3 WipEout Omega Collection online opponents.

Mercy
With plasma, line up an opponent, and then absorb it instead.

[Snakenator1]

Finishing with style (Bronze)
Eliminate yourself across the finish line.

Decisions decisions (Gold)
Obtain 100,000 loyalty for all teams.

Serial killer (Silver)
Eliminate four or more contenders with a single quake in any combat/eliminator event.

DENIED! (Silver)
In any online single race, eliminate the contender in 1st place 5 seconds or less before they cross the finish line.