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5th April 2011, 08:06 PM
#21
-I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
-Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
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5th April 2011, 08:17 PM
#22
Why won´t shrimp share? Because they´re a little shellfish!
Last edited by Flint Fandango; 7th April 2011 at 12:26 PM.
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6th April 2011, 01:55 PM
#23
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
If the speed of light is 186,000 miles/sec., what's the speed of darkness?
If men ruled the world.... Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.
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7th April 2011, 10:31 AM
#24
I don't eat meat, I eat only Vegetarian.
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7th April 2011, 01:25 PM
#25
"I don't eat meat because I love animals, I don't eat meat because I hate plants."
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7th April 2011, 01:51 PM
#26
LoL, talking of vegetarians, I have seen in a supermarket vegetarian sausages, bacon rashers and "beef style" vegetarian burgers.... WTF why do vegetarians want to eat things that look like meat??? whats next... vegetarian chicken legs and vegetarian pork chops?? haha, iv never understood vegetarians... if your vegetarian take off those leather shoes and that woollen fleece lol.
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8th April 2011, 09:32 AM
#27
What do you do if you see your ex, running around in your front yard covered in blood and screaming for help?
Stay calm.
Reload.
Try again.
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8th April 2011, 02:48 PM
#28
Last edited by MyNameIsBom; 15th June 2017 at 05:29 AM.
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8th April 2011, 04:33 PM
#29
Comic sans walks into a bar
barman: sorry don't serve your type here...
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8th April 2011, 05:44 PM
#30
Lol, that typeface is terrible. xD
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22nd August 2011, 09:43 PM
#31
I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other cubicle:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed), "Doin` fine"!
Man: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I`m like you, just sitting here".
Man: "Can I come over?"...
Me: (attitude) "No, I`m a little busy right now"!!
Man: "Listen, I`ll have to call you back. There`s an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions"
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22nd August 2011, 09:45 PM
#32
Pahahahahahahahaha xD
Awks.
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13th April 2012, 11:34 PM
#33
1.My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
2.The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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13th April 2012, 11:39 PM
#34
Two elephants walk off a cliff
Boom boom
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14th April 2012, 02:18 PM
#35
Wonder Woman assures that she has an invisible aircraft. Heroine things.
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