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4th April 2011, 08:39 AM
#1
The cringe is strong with this one... Jesus christ, what was my 13-year-old self thinking?
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4th April 2011, 12:23 PM
#2
One-armed waiters..... they can take it but they cant dish it out
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4th April 2011, 03:47 PM
#3
If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either.
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4th April 2011, 04:01 PM
#4
Lol that was funny.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch
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4th April 2011, 07:13 PM
#5
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....
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4th April 2011, 07:14 PM
#6
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4th April 2011, 07:23 PM
#7
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It may take me a while to get hard, I just got laid
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4th April 2011, 07:27 PM
#8
Hahaha, I'm liking that one.
Okay, my turn:
My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Osama Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.
Too soon?
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4th April 2011, 07:28 PM
#9
That's wicked Jav. heck well funny.
Mhday by that logic I'd have to agree too lol I didn't know Saddam was a sex symbol for a while. Must of been the tash. by that logic lol
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4th April 2011, 07:45 PM
#10
LOL. Keep them coming! im writing these down haha!
Good thread
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4th April 2011, 08:19 PM
#11
I've decided to take the day off today.
I'm just going to call it to.
Found more:
Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor.
I'm in it for the long hall.
If you're reading this, it means the DeLorean has crashed and I'm still stuck in 1885.
I asked my grandmother for something Cuban for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
A cross dresser just got run over outside my house.
What a drag.
"Wolfgang Mozart!" said Mozart's friend.
"What?" said Mozart.
And then they were both eaten by a gang of wolves.
I'll be here all week!
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4th April 2011, 08:32 PM
#12
Whahahaha laughing my ass of here! Jav
I'm not too much of a joke guy myself, but I remember this one because of the Mozart joke:
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?...
Because it was Haydn
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5th April 2011, 12:04 AM
#13
Nice! i like jokes and 1 liners, apart from Wipeout its something we all have in common!
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone...
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5th April 2011, 05:29 AM
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5th April 2011, 05:33 AM
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5th April 2011, 06:59 AM
#16
Uranus. 'Nuff said.
From wikipedia:
Why do we still have troops in Germany?
Ans:To keep Russians in Czech.
Where do mathematicians go to during the weekend?
Ans:A Mobius Strip club
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5th April 2011, 11:16 AM
#17
MyNameIsBom, as long as your not planning on being a priest or a nun or locking yourself in a room i think you will be fine! after all your still young.
and to answer your question,
osama is always hiding from the the law, so he is hard to find. 'a good man is hard to find' I think iv explained that ok?
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5th April 2011, 01:41 PM
#18
osama bin laden=hiding from law
hiding from law=hard to find
good men=hard to find
∴OBL=good man
got to love equations
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5th April 2011, 06:15 PM
#19
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
yea!
What do you call a Chav in a white shell suit?
The Bride.
Last edited by Nutcase:259; 5th April 2011 at 06:23 PM.
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5th April 2011, 06:26 PM
#20
Did I ever tell you guys the joke about the dustbin?
Actually I won't. because it's really rubbish.
.....yea. I heard that when I was 5 years old.
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