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    The cringe is strong with this one... Jesus christ, what was my 13-year-old self thinking?
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    One-armed waiters..... they can take it but they cant dish it out

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    If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either.

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    Lol that was funny.

    A man walks into a bar.






    Ouch

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    My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

    The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....

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    What did the egg say to the boiling water?

    It may take me a while to get hard, I just got laid

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    Hahaha, I'm liking that one.
    Okay, my turn:

    My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
    By that logic, Osama Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.

    Too soon?

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    That's wicked Jav. heck well funny.

    Mhday by that logic I'd have to agree too lol I didn't know Saddam was a sex symbol for a while. Must of been the tash. by that logic lol
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    LOL. Keep them coming! im writing these down haha!
    Good thread

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