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Thread: I only want to date girls who actually play Wipeout HD

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    I'm gonna go ahead and say what good is a pipe if it can't handle semen?

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    Pipes in the halls... what pipes? Seriously.

    That university must be a sausage factory - as I've been tempted to stick my @($* in some bad places when drunk - but not once has a piece of building plumbing been on that list... ever. And I've been my share of hammered.

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    Poor mods.

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    More like poor siriusbee. I'm sure this isn't helping his chances with the WipEout ladies.

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    Well, try this - next time you meet a chook (mighty fine example of a really fit girl/lady), and she asks you what you do, tell her you're a pilot! Did the trick for me, only thing is - I already got a girlfriend and now this other girl is sending me texts... yeah, I know! ... I'm playing along atm - just coz it feels nice to flirt with someone new ...

    ... I guess I'll have to break it to her, that I was joking about being a pilot... but not sure when. This is too much fun

    eeeeek

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    But you are technically a pilot Ace, just not in the way she's thinking

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    Aha, good one DP!

    So many puns come to mind - but they all dirty, so I won't let on. But uhm, yah, I'm a pilot! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA (cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough + splutter) GHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH (cough + choke) erm, ok, enough!

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    Trust me, after you play wipeout with her. It wont be enjoyable for you after you folks break up.

    (first hand experience)

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    maybe, it depends how it goes, if u break up while eating a ham sandwich you don't stop eating the delicious wafer thin ham with lettuce in between freshly cooked thick white bread with a nice thin layer of mustard with a cool refreshment at hand.....sorry what was i saying??

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    The phrase, "Deception is foolish because it leads to disaster and pain." occurs to me.

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