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    Default I only want to date girls who actually play Wipeout HD

    I've been trying for a long time
    to resolve all my issues
    with tissues.

    Now I am not scared anymore
    I am brave or otherwise
    synched as stupid, or otherwise ...

    Critter Crunch.
    Or otherwise. Wise.
    My whole life philosophy
    now is that I only date girls

    who play WipeoutHD.

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    Guess it's back to the tissues then...

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    Must. Resist. Single man. Tissue joke....

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    tissues!

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    Dear god no, I don't want some n00bworthy girl stealing my WOHD time. If she got her own PS3 and TV then maybe we could come to some sort of agreement. Would be strictly platonic though, Wipeout > Sexy time

    Nice poem ^_^

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    I never find any girls playing Wipeout HD online... unless the player I competed with was Ariel Tetsuo.
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    I think girls should definitely be kept separate from anything that gives you joy without strings attached. By the same logic, don't attach strings to girls - they'll think you're strange.

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    Dont do it.

    Take my word for it.

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    Good luck. WHD has a lower woman/man ratio than any game I've ever seen. More girls play dating sims, FCOL.

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    ok I'll make the joke
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    I'm gonna go ahead and say what good is a pipe if it can't handle semen?

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    Pipes in the halls... what pipes? Seriously.

    That university must be a sausage factory - as I've been tempted to stick my @($* in some bad places when drunk - but not once has a piece of building plumbing been on that list... ever. And I've been my share of hammered.

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    Poor mods.

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    More like poor siriusbee. I'm sure this isn't helping his chances with the WipEout ladies.

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    Well, try this - next time you meet a chook (mighty fine example of a really fit girl/lady), and she asks you what you do, tell her you're a pilot! Did the trick for me, only thing is - I already got a girlfriend and now this other girl is sending me texts... yeah, I know! ... I'm playing along atm - just coz it feels nice to flirt with someone new ...

    ... I guess I'll have to break it to her, that I was joking about being a pilot... but not sure when. This is too much fun

    eeeeek

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    But you are technically a pilot Ace, just not in the way she's thinking

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    Aha, good one DP!

    So many puns come to mind - but they all dirty, so I won't let on. But uhm, yah, I'm a pilot! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA (cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough + splutter) GHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH (cough + choke) erm, ok, enough!

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    Trust me, after you play wipeout with her. It wont be enjoyable for you after you folks break up.

    (first hand experience)

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    maybe, it depends how it goes, if u break up while eating a ham sandwich you don't stop eating the delicious wafer thin ham with lettuce in between freshly cooked thick white bread with a nice thin layer of mustard with a cool refreshment at hand.....sorry what was i saying??

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    The phrase, "Deception is foolish because it leads to disaster and pain." occurs to me.

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