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Thread: Wipeout 64 Review - Possibly the worst I've seen.

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    Angry Wipeout 64 Review - Possibly the worst I've seen.

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    I don't know if this is a troll, if they're being serious or what, but....I can't even watch this video without wanting to find where these two live and beating them over the head with a cricket bat.

    It's bad enough that they aren't even trying to play the game, but it's just 7 minutes of "LOL wut a stupid game" and, quite possibly, this has been the worst seven minutes of my life.

    Wipeout 64 isn't the best game ever made, but this is just insulting.

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    That's a review? More like two kids whining about they fact they don't know how to play the game.

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    That's exactly my point.

    James Rolfe can rip into games effectively because the games he reviews are geniunely piss-awful and he can explain why they are.

    But when it's just two people whining about how bad it is because they can't play it, then all credibility is lost.

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    Pathetic, man I totally loved this game. This is what got me to really know what WO was all about. Stupid losers,

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    64 is a very good game from what little I've played. Stems from 2097, and it's a good showing on the 64. These are just trolls. If I could I'd rate them */***** again with this IP, but I'm on 56K for the evening so I don't do video (Only WZ because it's optimized for 56K, GJ Rob )

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    6 rated it ... 1 star

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    All I can say is "Did you read the manual??" I watched this with disgust and played 64 out of spite for these lowlifes trashing a game they knew nothing about. Also, why review a game that has been out for, oh....10 years now? Yeah, 64 isn't the greatest by any means, but it is still better than mariokart64 by miles. grrr

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    Everything is in order... These two suckers can play their lame Mario Kart, and we can continue to play our cool Wipeout. Stop picking on Wipeout otherwise I´ll fry that Mario with my jet engine...

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    sigh...why did i click that link.

    damn my curiosity!

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    Exclamation Gaaahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

    My gods...that was easily the most annoying 7 minutes of my life...

    Oh, and "the music is horrible"...riiiight

    Id have to say that some MILLIONS of people tend to disagree that the Propellar Heads suck

    Well...Ol' Davy Crocker123u84776816 got a poor score and an equally bitter comment.

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    What losers. They make no valid points and diss probably my favourite wipeout game.

    EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNZ0p...eature=related Heres another hater, who goes to the extremes of spitting on the cartridge and throwing it on the floor and hating it when he didn't even finish one race. Loser.
    Last edited by Velocitar64; 4th March 2009 at 08:07 PM.

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    Wow he actually mentioned two points about the actual game in this review. I hope he doesn't expect to be taken seriously.

    Track rehashes-> agrees, but then they're still playing differently than on PS1. Similar track design, but complete copy not really.
    Weapon symbols-> hmmm no that's just you sorry. That's why there's a manual.
    Plays like ****-> again, just you. Moot point.
    Everything looks like So'Cal-> Really? I suppose Velocitar looks like So'Cal as well. Or Qoron IV. Oh well, fail again.
    Main menu-> waaaaaaiiit, so you're crying because it says "Single Race" instead of "Campaign" or "League"? Nuff said.

    And then there's the inevitable comparison with F-Zero. God people are so stupid. F-Zero != Wipeout, can't say it enough times because there's always a twat somewhere hiding under a rock. Occasionally this twat has a reviewer spot at GameTrailers.

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    Talking

    Clicked on the link in the first post and got - "This video has been removed by the user. "

    Wonder why.

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    What I think about Game Trailers?

    They're really living under a rock.

    Enough said.

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    I actually believe, the GT guy might have understood the game a lot better if someone had told him about airbrakes... ah, well.

    Ben

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    Wow, haha. I loved wipeout 64. I played it WAYYYYYY more than Mariokart. Wipeout 64 was so fast, too! My friend Colby and I would play eachother every weekend when we were younger. =]

    It was like 3...2...1...Go...

    "AHHHHHH!HOLY "




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    I play it all the time. Always Phantom.

    Phantom = Win!

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    wipeout 64 rules, id only ever played wipeout 2097 till hd came out. Decided to check out the others. Being used to hd i found them extremely hard, then i started getting used to it and couldnt put it down WOW.

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    Wipeout 64 was my first WipeOut game, and still is one of my favourites.

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