Dear god no, I don't want some n00bworthy girl stealing my WOHD time. If she got her own PS3 and TV then maybe we could come to some sort of agreement. Would be strictly platonic though, Wipeout > Sexy time
I think girls should definitely be kept separate from anything that gives you joy without strings attached. By the same logic, don't attach strings to girls - they'll think you're strange.
That university must be a sausage factory - as I've been tempted to stick my @($* in some bad places when drunk - but not once has a piece of building plumbing been on that list... ever. And I've been my share of hammered.
Well, try this - next time you meet a chook (mighty fine example of a really fit girl/lady), and she asks you what you do, tell her you're a pilot! Did the trick for me, only thing is - I already got a girlfriend and now this other girl is sending me texts... yeah, I know! ... I'm playing along atm - just coz it feels nice to flirt with someone new ...
... I guess I'll have to break it to her, that I was joking about being a pilot... but not sure when. This is too much fun
So many puns come to mind - but they all dirty, so I won't let on. But uhm, yah, I'm a pilot! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA (cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough + splutter) GHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH (cough + choke) erm, ok, enough!
maybe, it depends how it goes, if u break up while eating a ham sandwich you don't stop eating the delicious wafer thin ham with lettuce in between freshly cooked thick white bread with a nice thin layer of mustard with a cool refreshment at hand.....sorry what was i saying??