Experiment Results....
There were 5 of us.....
Me, Bebzi, Łysy, Skapa, Czechu.....
The experiment started at 18:00. There were some problems at the very beginning (as always) becouse Bebzi, the toughest of us all, went to a bar before, having 2 beers. Skapa explained he was tired, so there was little hope he would make it until the end of the experiment. However IT HAD BEGUN......
Results of the firs attempt (SOBER) :
ME : 22:43 sec.
BEBZI: 23:57sec.
SKAPA: 24:07sec
CZECHU:23:69 sec
ŁYSY:21:24 sec.
Note : nothing particular happened, some specimens had problems becouse there was no practise....
Results of the second attempt (after 2 Beers)
ME : 24:54
BEBZI: 25:00
SKAPA 24:96
CZECHU 26:27
ŁYSY:25:89
Note : The golden substance started to work, lap times have changes slightly, the behaviour of the volunteers as well (started to laugh, talk, act different).
Third attempt (after 2 more beers)
ME:27:80
BEBZI: 24:56
SKAPA:29:67
CZECHU:28:03
ŁYSY:31:53
Note : The atmosphere of friendlyness, happiness, joy and being slightly drunk is everywhere. Lap Times got worse, but hell, what 'd ya expect?Worth to mention - ŁYSY started to talk in a strange language, It's clearly visible he has problems with talking though. A mini Experiment took place - standing on one leg....all volunteers passed it A+ (except SKAPA, who claimed it was a stupid idea and refused to take part. [he's known for his low-tanking-limit])
Attempt no.4 (which means 6 beers)
ME:28:60
BEBZI 25:78 (!!!!)
SKAPA:34:38
CZECHU:38:36
ŁYSY: Destroyed The Craft
Note: First of all, It seemed that BEBZI should pilot after 6 Beers, becouse it makes him a good pilot! (there's no limit for him).SKAPA had problems finding the pad, but he made a good lap time as well. CZECHU, well he had got problems with holding the pad, but he made it on a stipe od shield energy left. ŁYSY found singing avert jingles and dancing whith no pants on refused again to continue the experiment. Fortunatly, persuaded he sat in front of a TV...and he destroyed the craft as an act of refusal...He passed out later on, due to his "it was a long day, and...fnm,...afoi......vcmzm....." explanatnion.
Final attempt (6 beers and a glass of vodka
ME: 37:34
BEBZI: Fell asleep
SKAPA: ?????
CZECHU: was reading a newspaper
ŁYSY: DISQUALIFIED
It seemed only I was trying to race, apart that, wierd things started to happen. First of all, the lively atmosphere blured away. CZECHU, for reasons known only by himself, started to read a newspaper (on the floor), SKAPA filled his spare time sleeping, asked if he was going to race he responded with a polite " F*** YOU!!" and passed away since then. BEBZI, what's incredible, went to sleep DURING THE RACE!!!! I started to wonder, why I'm still on my feet. Not for long though.....
Conclusions:
- Alcohol doesn't improve your piloting skills (however there are exceptions....)
- More alcohol = more noise
- A few beers make it up for a bad lap time
- Mixing different types of alcohol leads to extreamly low response time
- Racing games and alcohol make a good mix
- Don't drink and drive!
Now putting my scientist glasses down, let me take rest and survive the hangover...peace out!
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