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I was in in the public restroom - I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other cubicle:
"Hi, how are you?"
Me: (embarrassed), "Doin` fine"!
Man: "So what are you up to?"
Me: "Uhhh, I`m like you, just sitting here".
Man: "Can I come over?"...
Me: (attitude) "No, I`m a little busy right now"!!
Man: "Listen, I`ll have to call you back. There`s an idiot in the other cubicle who keeps answering all my questions" :lol
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Pahahahahahahahaha xD
Awks. :P
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1.My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
2.The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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Two elephants walk off a cliff
Boom boom
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Wonder Woman assures that she has an invisible aircraft. Heroine things.