I'm gonna go ahead and say what good is a pipe if it can't handle semen? ;)
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I'm gonna go ahead and say what good is a pipe if it can't handle semen? ;)
Pipes in the halls... what pipes? Seriously.
That university must be a sausage factory - as I've been tempted to stick my @($* in some bad places when drunk - but not once has a piece of building plumbing been on that list... ever. And I've been my share of hammered. :blarg
Poor mods.
More like poor siriusbee. I'm sure this isn't helping his chances with the WipEout ladies.:lol
Well, try this - next time you meet a chook (mighty fine example of a really fit girl/lady), and she asks you what you do, tell her you're a pilot! Did the trick for me, only thing is - I already got a girlfriend and now this other girl is sending me texts... yeah, I know! :g ... I'm playing along atm - just coz it feels nice to flirt with someone new :paperbag ...
... I guess I'll have to break it to her, that I was joking about being a pilot... but not sure when. This is too much fun :g
eeeeek :rock
But you are technically a pilot Ace, just not in the way she's thinking ;)
Aha, good one DP! :g
So many puns come to mind - but they all dirty, so I won't let on. But uhm, yah, I'm a pilot! MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAA (cough) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (cough + splutter) GHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH (cough + choke) erm, ok, enough! :g
Trust me, after you play wipeout with her. It wont be enjoyable for you after you folks break up.
(first hand experience)
maybe, it depends how it goes, if u break up while eating a ham sandwich you don't stop eating the delicious wafer thin ham with lettuce in between freshly cooked thick white bread with a nice thin layer of mustard with a cool refreshment at hand.....sorry what was i saying??
The phrase, "Deception is foolish because it leads to disaster and pain." occurs to me.