List of Unofficial Badges
List of Unofficial Badges
- A Bad Workman
After missing three BRs in a row, start making futile shrugging gestures, swearing at your joypad and questioning the very point of life if it's going to be so unfair.
- Aaaaahhhh, please stop it ...
Get interupted by your parents, partners or spouses during a race while in a leading position
- AG-Gandhi
Finish a weapons enabled race without using any weapons.
- Aim for the Stars
Position your ship facing straight upwards
- Airhead
Boost into scenery
- Anti Roll-Craft Fire
Have the most number of failed Barrel Rolls in a race
- Avalanche Starter
Most BRs and Turbos through the tunnel section on Sebenco Climb.
- Bad Timing
Get hit by a weapon right after your Shield wears off
- Bluescreen
Fall off track while Auto Pilot is active
- Bowels of Steel
Successfully complete a 12-race tournament while busting for a dump
- Can't do this one
Use an AP at the same spot every lap
- Cambodia
Survive a race that completely FUBAR'ed
- Clean Sweep
Eliminate the most contenders with a single Quake
- Cluster&%@#ed
Get hit by three or more weapons at the same time
- Collector
Take damage from every weapon type
- Comeback Kid
Win a race after being in 8th position 2 laps prior to finish
- Congra....
Have Wipeout freeze on the last lap of a race while leading
- Crack Kills
Manage to fall down the track gaps on Vineta K.
- Cuntynsim Idiot
Irritate the most players trying to stay in pole position while actually being lapped out
- Dam Them All
Drop mines or a bomb on a narrow section of a track.
- Daredevil
Execute 5 or more barrel rolls in a no-weapons race
- Death or Glory
Kill your Opponent by running into a bomb.
- Did you hear something?
Be so far ahead that a Quake fired by second place doesn't reach you.
- Disorientation
Respawn upside down or facing in the wrong direction
- Dizzy Daisy
Daisy-chain 3 or more consecutive barrel rolls.
- Double Dual Shock
Successfully break 2 DS3 controllers in WipEout HD
- Drop the sh**s
Express your full opinion in someones chatbox
- Escaped Convicts
Find a race with seven australian pilots and complete that race in first position.
- Extreme Gardening
Get stuck on the potted plants in Ubermall.
- False Start
Get stuck behind an immobile contender at race start
- French Pig
Win a race with a full grid of French Pilots
- Ghost Buster
Eliminate at least one of those Ghost Wipers (that love to drive the course the wrong direction).
- Glitchmeister
Get so flustered when a glitch happens that you steer left while pressing the right air brake
- Going Down With Style
Barrel roll off track
- GTFO
Bully the most opponents off track
- HA HA
Successfully and sneakily turn off pilot assist when inheriting a hosting position in a previously pilot assisted race
- "HAHAHAHAHA.....Wipeout!!!!"
Sucessfully surf a quake while online.
- He wasn't going to finish anyway
Eliminate last place as you lap them in first place.
- Head in Sand
Position your ship facing straight downwards
- Heart Attack
Survive a full lap on less than 3% shield energy
- I Brought Some Wine
Boost into apartments on Sebenco
- I Had A Social Life?
Achieve 100,000 loyalty points on all teams.
- I Have A Social Life!
Start a 12 race-tournament (a minimum of 6 participants are required), while drinking beer. Call a taxi (taxi must arrive before the 4th race) and invite some friends to join you. Bring your joypad. While going down town in the taxi, never stop using the joypad - just imagine where you are on the specific track. Winning the tournament with more than 15 points will earn you the trophy.
- I Like Being On Top
On a flat section of track, perform a successful barrel roll using someone else's ship as a platform.
- I'm Not Gay! alt name What's that strange smell?
Get stuck with the nose of your craft in the exhaust of a craft you have just hit and lose 2 or more places.
- It's not pluged in
Run over the most dead Weapon Pads in a race
- Liar
Pull of 2 BRs in 1 jump
- LOLCAT
Headshot any of the cat mascots by boosting into them.
- Long Drop
Let second place pass you on the first corner of Sol2 so you can Quake them off the edge just before turn 2.
- Lucky Bastard
Receive a Shield pickup while a Missile or Quake is already on its way to you
- Mad Max
Escape Perth and the state of Western Australia with your life and your car, and by doing it without stopping till past the border.
- Mine Replacer
Drop Mines while running into Mines
- Nice View alt name Hey, I Can See My House
Attain the greatest height after bumping into a wall
- Noobcaras
Play a game where everyone is playing as Icaras.
- Now You See Them, Now You Don't
Have all other racers quit on you before end of tournament.
- Oh, The Humanity!
Mistake the green autopilot icon for a shield icon when in front of a row of mines, then sit back and enjoy the carnage.
- Paint Scraper
Finally lose the need for Pilot Assist
- Paranoia alt name Having A Bad Day
Get lapped by yourself in a 5 lap race
- Practice Target
Get eliminated the most
- Prat Destroyer
Eliminate an idiot that sits in the middle of a straight facing and firing head on at leaders of a 20 lap race.
- Redundancy?
Activate an Autopilot while having Pilot Assist on.
- Roadworks
Hit mines on the last lap from first place that still haven't self destructed - and lose the race.
- Sh*t on...
Lose first place in an avalon race due to last place ramming tactics
- Shoe Sale
Boost into shopping center on Ubermall
- Sideshow Duck
Get eliminated 3 times in one 5 lap race by missiles
- Simon says...
Be stationary for the longest amount of time in a race after being hit with a weapon
- Sit Back and Relax
With the tournament secure, purposefully meander along in last place to leave fighting to the other players (while nevertheless ensuring it is very obvious that this what you are doing)
- Skater
Grind the longest ledge
- Sore Loser alt name Utter ****
Quit after 11th race of a 12 stage tournament because your only realistic challenger for overall lead in a tight tournament now has a lead of 3 pts or more.
- SOUL DESTROYER
Having to absorb a turbo on the last lap when shield energy is 3 or less.
- Stay Chiryuful
Recieve the most abuse from Chiryu
- Suicidal Tendency alt name Bad Aim
Deal the most weapon damage... to yourself!
- Supersonic Soylent Sauce
Eliminate a pilot as they're boosting away from you.
- Tag Teamed
Get hit by two weapons at the same time
- Target Practice
Get hit by a Missile, Rocket and Cannon within .5 Seconds of each other
- Thanks for Trying alt name Dude... Find Another Game...
Last place throughout a tournament
- The Equaliser
With your tournament first-place mathematically secure, devote remaining races to tactically taking-out second-placed tournament runner in order to make battle for second more interesting.
- This One's On Me
Miss start of race during a tournament after miscalulating time it takes to get a beer from fridge
- Tough Luck
Get the most Bombs and Mines during the final lap while being last place
- Through Gritted Teeth
Send congratulatory message to opponent who takes the 12 race tournament that you had been leading since race 6.
- Turbo Headbutt
Boost into ceiling.
- Ubermall Ouch
Boost into exact spot where tracks split.
- Ultimate French Pig
Win an 8 race tournament with a full grid of French Pilots
- Vendetta!
Eliminate the player who just eliminated you in the same race
- Wait, what?
Fall of track right after respawning
- Was It A Dream?
Acquire a global #1 position on the leader boards - only to lose it within 24 hours.
- Weapon Pad Russian Roulette
Take the line for a weapon pad hoping it is active.
- What blue flag?
Successfully Eliminate the leader of a race after being lapped
- What did it ever do to you?
Hurl the most abuse at your TV
- What just happened?
Get eliminated by Mines or a Bomb you just respawned on
- Where do you think you're going Sunny Jim? alt name PIT Manoeuvre
Get spun 180 degrees by an opponent
- Windows Vista
Experience Windows Vista Weapons pads at least once in any race.
- Wrong Button
Get hit by a weapon while absorbing a Shield
- Wrong button dumbass
Absorb your boost on a Time Trial or a Speed Lap
- WTFBBQPWN
Lead the race being more than 5 seconds in front, then own yourself at the last turn and lose
- You're Boned
Get T-Boned on a sharp curve by a pilot using Pilot Assist.
- You Are Feeble
Lose to Chiryu