The cringe is strong with this one... Jesus christ, what was my 13-year-old self thinking?
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The cringe is strong with this one... Jesus christ, what was my 13-year-old self thinking?
One-armed waiters..... they can take it but they cant dish it out
If your parents didn't have kids, chances are you won't either.
Lol that was funny.
A man walks into a bar.
Ouch:D
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live....
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What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It may take me a while to get hard, I just got laid :lol
Hahaha, I'm liking that one.
Okay, my turn:
My mother always told me that a good man is hard to find.
By that logic, Osama Bin Laden is the finest man to have ever lived.
Too soon?
That's wicked Jav. :D heck well funny.
Mhday :D by that logic I'd have to agree too lol I didn't know Saddam was a sex symbol for a while. Must of been the tash. :D by that logic lol
LOL. Keep them coming! im writing these down haha!
Good thread:D
I've decided to take the day off today.
I'm just going to call it to.
:g
Found more:
Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor.
I'm in it for the long hall.
If you're reading this, it means the DeLorean has crashed and I'm still stuck in 1885.
I asked my grandmother for something Cuban for my birthday, and she got me a Che Guevara shirt.
Clothes, but no cigar.
A cross dresser just got run over outside my house.
What a drag.
"Wolfgang Mozart!" said Mozart's friend.
"What?" said Mozart.
And then they were both eaten by a gang of wolves.
I'll be here all week! :D
Whahahaha laughing my ass of here! Jav :+
I'm not too much of a joke guy myself, but I remember this one because of the Mozart joke:
Why couldn't Mozart find his teacher?...
Because it was Haydn :g
Nice! i like jokes and 1 liners, apart from Wipeout its something we all have in common!
Virginity is like a soapbubble, one prick and it is gone...
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Uranus. 'Nuff said.
From wikipedia:
Why do we still have troops in Germany?
Ans:To keep Russians in Czech.
Where do mathematicians go to during the weekend?
Ans:A Mobius Strip club
:P
MyNameIsBom, as long as your not planning on being a priest or a nun or locking yourself in a room i think you will be fine! after all your still young.
and to answer your question,
osama is always hiding from the the law, so he is hard to find. 'a good man is hard to find' I think iv explained that ok?
osama bin laden=hiding from law
hiding from law=hard to find
good men=hard to find
∴OBL=good man
got to love equations
Did you hear about the scarecrow that won an award?
He was outstanding in his field.
yea! :g
What do you call a Chav in a white shell suit?
The Bride.
Did I ever tell you guys the joke about the dustbin?
Actually I won't. because it's really rubbish.
.....yea. I heard that when I was 5 years old. :g